shuldonger

foremost authority on shaking babies. shamshi-adad enthusiast. he/him.

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fuck this app I’m out

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@steeww_ that’s great and all but I can’t excuse this

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ur-nammu wrote the first code of law. I think about hammurabi and want to light myself on fire

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@RealOdysseas Yellow

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@DerekPutin my buddy Urash didn’t send enough grain to the elamites east of the Zagros so we got pillaged 💀💀💀💀

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this is a better time than ever. madvillainy is the middest album ever. It’s not bad. It’s not good. It’s mid. It doesn’t deserve top 100 albums ever.

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@chook1s yes you did

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some nights I stayyy uppp stronking on my fat junk

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@dvck3478 talked to god the other day you didn’t even make his top million

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@dvck3478 my buddies would’ve thrown tomatoes at you publicly. pound sand you leper

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if my newborn child doesn’t like tool he’s going back in my womb. lateraus #shuldonger

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@daily_dolce every freaky white boy enjoys a jelly donut. #nutlife

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going back in time to whoever drew the first wojak and killing them

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@sabatonfan69 They’ll kill you for this one

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these are the scribblings of mad man. Nobody knows the terror that foments in my brain.

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@dvck3478 downvote

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*I stand on the cliff side, my sword piercing the tall grass. My eyes dart around the mountains. I feel familiar winds, but in them I sense a disturbance*

me: “the birds are less cheerful today”

padawan: “what’s wrong bro”

me: “no youtube”

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isnotreal vs realestine

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@dvck3478 a promise is a promise. my body now belongs to kendrick

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Wow

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mad cause I spoon, but I don’t give a fork. Silverware if he acting poor sport