zack shultz

Lets get wild while keeping it mild. #salsatoospicy

[zack shultz @ShultzZack]

Me at the fast food counter: Can I get the bacon chicken sandwich.
Worker: The what?
Me: Please I.....don't make me say it.
Worker: SAY IT PIG.
Me (crying): Can I get the super cheesy chicky bacon big boy cheddar deluxe please...

[Big Brother @CBSBigBrother]

surprise, b*tch 😉 #BB28 #BB26 #BigBrother

[EvilPerson666 @bartsimsonreal]

[borat voice, sadly] my wife

[ttyd @atousl]

There’s always a white guy at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

John Mulaney explaining the entire plot to Field of Dreams instead of presenting his category at the Oscars lol. king

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

Made a sandwich that was a satirical but loving homage to a sandwich I ate 3 days ago

[ANA is a G @_anamaniac]

My fave clip from Richard Lewis lmfaoooooooooo RIP

[maddie (De Palma Certainties) @payphoneexhibit]

holy fucking shit

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

horse girls going to a 16th birthday dinner at the nicest chain restaurant the mall has

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

She should host next time

[Sergio Muñoz Esquer @ElSergioMunoz]

my king

[🍉Delhi 2024 SWEEP(?!)🍉 @DelhiWacky]

The fact that nobody's tried to get H. Jon Benjamin to read for Garfield proves that we live in a godless society. No innovation, no imagination to be found.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Honey, your shit from a butt is ready!

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Youth sports coaches giving a nickname to the fattest kid on the team

[maddie (De Palma Certainties) @payphoneexhibit]

her: you better not be crossing the rubicon when i come over

my barton academy ass:

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

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