Shurrn

Artist | Gallery Owner | Retired Book Celebrity

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@SweatieAngle @pogue25 I now identify as a pussygetting hobby sommelier

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The real side of being attached to your dream Golden Retriever Energy partner is cooking all of Christmas Dinner just to be kicked out of the kitchen when it comes time to wrap up the leftovers cause you “don’t do it right” #MerryFuckingChristmas

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So I’m ~considering~ relaunching The Smutsonian and ending my retirement from professional erotica reading. 🤔

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Shoutout to everyone destroying capitalist empires one $8 bird at a time. Bless.

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Why do I feel like we’re gonna get a new @Tool album before this election is over 🙄

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@Cuisinart HELP I keep emailing to make a warranty request on a broken coffee maker and your CS rep hasn't emailed me back since JAN 18?!

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It's true. I've made the decision to retire The Smutsonian. Time to focus on my Art and read for pleasure again. Thank you for your support!

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Bless the email from @netflix telling me season 2 of #FixerUpper was available. Today will be a good day 🏡 #shiplap

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I live. I think I live a bit more than I did before. Happy, healthy, and still reading.

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Weekend Updates from The Smutsonian! http://t.co/Ev0S9KlF75

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Weekend Updates from The Smutsonian! http://t.co/qIex7O7H3C

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Damn it 9 @buzzfeed - Sometimes you just *get* me - Sex Positions Only Book Lovers Will Understand http://t.co/h5beLwhZks via @FarrahPenn

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My 5 STAR Review of The Espionage Effect by @KatBastion & @StoneBastion + excerpt & giveaway http://t.co/9cWTlfwh9X

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@RainbowBriteNet TO THE PITS! I refuse to grow up. Behold, the lunchbox in question:

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@shurrn Informant is incorrect. Send them to The Pits :)

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I've been informed that a Rainbow Brite lunchbox is not an appropriate toolbox for someone pushing thirty. I don't want to be an adult. 😕

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@KatyRegnery always a pleasure. 😘

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Weekend Updates: We're giving away a $50 Amazon Gift Card to one lucky winner! http://t.co/zDMWjpv6XP

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Last chance to enter to win 1 of 3 copies of Rebel: A Stepbrother Romance by @kimlinwood 💖 http://t.co/CO0U2oGpcj

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Read my FIVE STAR Review of The Watcher by @TaraCrescent & enjoy a tantalizing excerpt http://t.co/LRVswlVtIN