chey

• queer • 27 • saw mcr TWICE and now won’t shut up about it •

[chey @shut_up_chey]

this time I’m mistaken
for handing you a hog worth crankin

[chey @shut_up_chey]

steak frites. sauted spinach. absolute fucking despair. the crushing reality of all that I’ve done.

[chey @shut_up_chey]

me: why have I been uncontrollably crying all morning? why is everything bad that has ever happened to me at the forefront of my mind? why can’t I stop calling myself pathetic? why do I feel worthless?
my trusty period tracking app:

[chey @shut_up_chey]

is this what link felt like in majora’s mask? doom and misery? the crippling realization that you cannot change the tides of fate that have predestined you to suffer? absolute despair in the face of any obstacle because you cannot handle more strife on your delicate psyche?

[chey @shut_up_chey]

the constant monthly battle to not kill myself is underway everyone wish me luck (or don’t, I think the PMDD would rather u didn’t)

[limpkin @acealeam]

All pleasure is kinda guilty to a guy like me

[𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘦 𝘥𝘺𝘢𝘯 @ax0l0tl_r0se]

can i come over & be weirdly combative

[chey @shut_up_chey]

I only threw this nathan 4 U

[chey @shut_up_chey]

it’s psychological warfare I stg

[chey @shut_up_chey]

rewatching nathan for you after like 5 years and I forgot how fucking GOOD this shit is it has me in tears

[chey @shut_up_chey]

“Have you—have you drank your grandson’s pee?”
“Yes!”
“Why?”
“Because I was scared”

[chey @shut_up_chey]

the mall santa showing off his gun collection???? 😭😭

[chey @shut_up_chey]

TRISHA PAYTAS????????

[chey @shut_up_chey]

rewatching nathan for you after like 5 years and I forgot how fucking GOOD this shit is it has me in tears

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

the vargina is a top 5 crevice

[Mags @rlycrossedup]

If Nathan ever looked at me like that not even King Arthur could pull him out

[chey @shut_up_chey]

the name lazy susan is just soooo accurate to the object, like yea that IS a lazy susan

[chey @shut_up_chey]

I need it I need it I need it

[chey @shut_up_chey]

“I have free will,” I chant to myself as I stare at the ebay listing for the entire Zoobooks collection I yearned to own as a child

[chey @shut_up_chey]

how many microplastics are in me solely from the Elefun butterflies

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

it’s for you dog it’s lit