@lordmiles The look on your face when it's revealed the retarded guy thinks satoshi are bitcoin, and you have 20 satoshi.
Would actually bet on that scenario.
@CiaKids Making sacrifices to the underlords of the Crypto Abyss rn for you to not be able in 6M time to do this exact same tweet but with Etherium instead of Chainlink
@camtology zuck just woke up early and received the memo before many others that the new trend for "cool tech bro" is going to be slightly different from now on
Got hella pumped when saw Brat summer trending, took abt 5 mins to realize it wasn't related to this but just more faggy tiktok dances instead. Need to come to terms with the fact that nothing's gonna ever be cool again.
Reddit version of that time R*chard Sp*ncer got punched by some Antifa guy, and 4chan tried to dox the puncher but found instead a dead lookalike who used to pay prosts to poop on his mouth, then some anon got the dox and send the poop-eating pics to the guy's daughter for lulz
Logging back in here because ever since I first made this acct (2016, for obvious reasons), I don't think there was anything even close to the current feeling that nothing will ever be the same again
@Heghoulian Ad absurdum in general used to be easily recognizable as a form of humor, before it became the standard way people communicate about "serious" things
@CiaKids was degunking the kitchen sink earlier this evening. found particularly hard to remove all the bits of joe biden from the bottom part. god bless America!
@Heghoulian If your entire sense of existence relies on nothing more than a very flimsy and forced performance, you end up getting really, really good at said performance
Sadistic joke or underlying message that the investigations of one of the first online child abuse rings back in late 90s was named, of all things, "Operation 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐥"? Like reality itself is choking under the horror, sending us desperate encrypted cries for help.