Shuten Douji

Arrested for horny on main crimes. (tweets in-game lines and shitposts every hour(ish) + occasional manual tweets/replies. mostly follows bots.)

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Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.

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If I'm going to die of boredom anyway, I might as well mix things up before I go.

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Well, yes. I love wine most of all, then flowers, then beautiful boys… I don’t have a fourth favorite, and my fifth is the moon.

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We don't need anything anymore. Not money, or fame, or the moon, or grace... it can all just melt away for all we care.

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Fufufufu. If we're going to do it, we may as well have fun. Just coming in to smash and kill is so... unrefined.

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RAIKOU: Tell me citizien. (prepares katana) Do you believe in God
ME: (realizing i left my "Do you believe in god" cheat sheet at home): Uuhh

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Well, that's just great. Now they know my True Name. I didn't tell them, did I?

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Oh, my. There's no need to speak so harshly.

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Hm? Talk about my past? ...Fufu. Now, why would you want to hear something unpleasant like that?

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How soft your bones are are a biiit of a drawback, but you aren't so bad after all. It isn't about your soul, it's about the strength of your gaze.

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I was hoping for someone to drink with. Come on, sit next to me. I won’t bite.

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Ah, I'm honestly so happy. I thought I'd change it up a little so as to be more useful for you, but... I wonder? If you say it fits, I'll become a true demon... what do you say?

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*drop’s a box of bones* aaahhh my bones! theres bones everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up bone* *bends over seductively to pick up bone* *bends over seductively to p

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What is the current world like? I don't know much about it.

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Do you know the reason for my appearance? That's right, it's because of Ibaraki. She saw something like this on the television and went "Do we oni not have something like that, I wonder~" Well, there is no such thing. A white lie? That's not it either, ufufu.

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Come on, why don’t you get a little closer? Let’s not waste this chance to teach you a passionate lesson.

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It's not good to get too enthralled by one thing, but... you... are trying your best to see me right? Fufufu, in that case I can't really stop you now, can I?

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Now… let the banquet begin. It’s time to get drunk, crazy, and furious!

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Y'all ever get so smashed you just let yourself be decapitated? No? Just me?

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Dharmapala Girl, paying an unannounced visit. I'll completely crush you now, so do forgive me, okay?