Danielle Allwein

A steel magnolia without any roots. I do it 2 minutes at a time for the Cheyenne Capidolls.

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

You're worried about Isis but I'm over here just being worried about old lady stealing candy and writing checks in the grocery store.

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

I'm that asshole that doesn't wipe down gym equipment after use.

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

8yr old kid just asked me if a @Target now stands where Jesus was crucified.

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

Feminists can still enjoy a surprise whistle on the streets, just sayin' #datass #demsquats

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

Guy next to me on treadmill isn't impressed that I know all the words to TI's Bring Em Out. #whitegirlflow #dirtysouth

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@mattandkim rocked the fuck out of Denver last night!!!

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@mattandkim the kids at this show look kinda scrawny hope they can hold up Kim!!

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@mattandkim roller skate!

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

We're doing roller derby...gotta talk someone into letting us break, I mean use their ipad.

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@mattandkim Can't get this to work on Kindle Fire. Choreographed a major routine and errythang!!!

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@DanielMick @FXXNetwork I just complained to the FCC. I couldn't take it anymore.

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@mattandkim dayum...this new song can #getit!!!!!!!!!!

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

Letting Maggie stay up late to hear the new @mattandkim single.

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@RiedellRoller Why didn't these take off???

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@NKOTB and ROLLER DERBY! Always reppin' my 2 loves!

[Bright Kids Books @BrightKidsBooks]

This quote from Amy Poehler is truly awesome - #kidsbooks #bookadayuk #childrensbooks #amypoehler @smrtgrls -

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@suzyhotrod55 @RiedellRoller how often do you need new skates?

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

@BBBaumgartner I made my husband turn off his Office binge so I could watch SVU. This confused the hell out of him.

[Danielle Allwein @shutterbug711]

Heading down to the #thinairthrowdown!!!! So excited about DRD VS. @gothamgirls that I may wear a diaper.

[Andy Juett @andyjuett]

Basset Hounds always look sad because they have a lobe in their brain that plays the song "Stand By Me" over and over again til they die.