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[sour patch lex @shutup_lex]

LADIES:
We are leaving the cheating, abusing, manipulating MEN in the past.

Love yourself enough to walk away. & if you need a safe plan of exit, message me and we’ll figure one out together.

[fleetwood jac @altitudinarians]

every time i see the insurance commercials with jon hamm and flo

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

“i’m gonna save this food for my lunch tomorrow”

also me at midnight:

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

when i said i liked it rough i didnt mean my entire life

[⋆ @prettiestavenue]

golden retriever energy bf + black cat energy gf

[z @imphazy]

Sometimes I wonder who's gonna sit on my grave and talk to me for hours.

[sour patch lex @shutup_lex]

Reasons men have given me the ick in the past week:

• sits when he pees
• bad tipper

Will keep the list going as it continues.

[Please Help Find Daniel @PleaseHelpFind4]

Thank you to everyone who has supported my efforts to find Daniel. It's been a long and hard year of searching. The battle is not over. I continue to do everything I can to find him.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[mar @itsmariannnna]

being a stoner is fun because if i have a horrible day i make myself feel better with weed and if i have a good day i reward myself with weed

[sour patch lex @shutup_lex]

I’d rather your body than half of your heart.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Mike’s hard bong water

[Yvie Oddly (blue checkmark) @OddlyYvie]

Thinking about tiny widdle cat teefs

[sour patch lex @shutup_lex]

“My wife asked what I was going to do with it.. I told her I’m going to keep it in the basement, climb a step ladder, and double check that it’s a comfortable place to lay.”

[sour patch lex @shutup_lex]

“I tried to buy my own casket at Costco.”

[KAELIN @kaelinfahreal]

when you’re upset but also busy so you have to schedule a time to deal with it later

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

[sour patch lex @shutup_lex]

My toxic trait is always feeling like I have to hit the concession stand whenever there is one.

[🕷️ـــــــــﮩ٨ـ @tranasiaaa_]

i knew i matured when i was okay with no one knowing my side of the story.