kingmonica

real nice lady • UCF alum⚔️💛 she/her/ella• 🇨🇺💃🏽• doodle mom🐶🤍

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

People hear what I do for a living and think it’s funny to make jokes as if subscribing to diet culture isn’t the biggest joke of all🤷🏻‍♀️

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

Tag line from this road trip:
Cody: “another fucking Cracker Barrel?!”

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

I know it’s not 2023 yet but I already miss bad bunny 😔

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

What a waste of a survivor season…

[protector of the realm @WeThrones]

Finally he met Aegon from his dream.

[Lori Berenberg @loriberenberg]

re-branding “not knowing how to drive” into “climate activism”

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

Thanks @sanbenito for spending 2,148 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Después de la Playa. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/vwVnrvQRn3

[𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉 @mathewrodriguez]

Silly Goose Studios called they wanna offer you a 3-picture deal

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

Do you think they’ll take away my LMHC if I admit cardigans aren’t my favorite? #plzdont

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

The MBTA really said, “did you try turning it off and back on again?”

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

el corazón se llena de lo más simple

[Nate Mook @natemook]

I’ve never seen anything like this. Yesterday we installed a displaced pet feeding station in Kramatorsk (with your support!). This morning, the Ukrainian dogs waited in line to eat. 🇺🇦🐕

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

I just got emotional thinking about how I literally have a mofo puppy, like look at this mofo🥹🥲

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

Absolutely prepared to take out a loan to see Beyoncé in concert when she goes on tour for Renaissance😮‍💨

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

I changed my mind...Gimme this one...🐶🐾🍪😅

[kingmonica @shutupitsmoee]

I need more Don’t Worry Darling drama, omg I’m hooked; did Harry spit on Chris? Is Flo continuing to dodge Olivia? I’m so stinkin invested