Sam Gleason

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

being sensitive is so embarrassing, like how am i supposed to tell you that i am upset because your "vibes" are slightly off and it made me feel like that you hate me

[sarah @heavenbrat]

when its spring and i can feel the sun on my skin again and everything feels like love

[👑 @idollkod]

imagine hating me and this is literally me in my room

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

is being annoyed all the time a symptom of depression or am i just an asshole

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

They should bring quaaludes back for a limited time only every once in a while just like the McRib

[Sam Gleason @shutupitssammy2]

I can’t believe I ever hated meatloaf

[rosie @crookedcourses]

acetaminopheminenomenon

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Two Celsius no breakfast

[Sam Gleason @shutupitssammy2]

@the_mazon_webd

[macklin @saintmacklin]

Shot in the ear, tackled by secret service, rolled off the damn stage, and the wig is still laid… credit where credit is due

[aileen ❦ @elordisdior]

DUA LIPA AND TAME IMPALA PERFORMING THE LESS I KNOW THE BETTER TOGETHER OMFG

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[Junior @MaruchanWarrior]

Me wasting company time, staring at clouds today like

[Sam Gleason @shutupitssammy2]

the disrespect is very loud

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

hey sorry for being a bitch earlier it’s just that too many noises were happening at once and my pants feel too tight

[Rachel Recchia @pilot__rachel]

finding out delilah was not just my local radio dj is worse than finding out about santa clause