Jackie 🌵

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[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

I talk about adoption but even more precious, after 15 months two kiddos get to return home to their bio-parents who have worked so fucking hard to get their babies back. Today foster parents & bio parents embraced and cried tears of joy. THIS is what it’s all about🫶🏻

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

Enjoy the death of summer you sheep

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

Fall is a fabricated season created by the pumpkin spice committee for monetary gain.

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

It’s scientifically proven after your 30s a new erogenous zone develops and it’s activated by landscaping your lawn with your S/O

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

I love my people loud and I try to tell them often. This world is dark and I am grateful for everyone who brings mine ✨light✨

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

It’s that magical time of the year where you see someone riding a bike dressed like a hot dog #tourdefat #fortcollins

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

Tomorrow a 14 year old boy is being adopted. Looking at his rap sheet it would be easy to write him off and yet one of my AMAZING families saw beyond papers. Took a chance. And has loved him unconditionally to a place of healing and THRIVING.
There is always, always hope❤️

[Ebonee Davis @EboneeDavis]

I can’t promise that I’ll never loose myself again. Only that I’ll keep trying to meet whoever I’m becoming.

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

@Benjaleamern Only dumb bozos haven’t seen ghost dog the way of the samurai

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

50+ hour work week.. I will be watching movies all weekend long. If you have favorites please share.
This is PEAK self care for me

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

Introduced my 22 year old coworkers to Judas Priest today.. this is the Lords work amen

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

I had my first reiki session today. Afterwards my healer said “just so you know, you don’t need to get naked under the covers but your vulnerability is inspiring”

10/10 service cures everything but being a dumb bitch. 🫠

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

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[ARBTHEFUTURE @TkamOmari]

Especially the darker their skin color is!

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

Four months later… I never understood people grieving pets. I never understood people loving their animals so deeply and then suddenly an elderly/gross cat crawled in my lap and changed my life. I miss him every day 💔

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

Teenagers are children. I don’t understand how they’re not included in society’s depiction of children.

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

My relaxing evening: a golden girls puzzle while listening to a true crime podcast about a women kept in a box for 7 years.

My fiancé: “this is a stark contrast”

[RYN CRLSN @stateofrye]

They canceled Joe Pera Talks With You

[Jackie 🌵 @shutupjackie]

The tiny toddler I used to pick up from preschool is now old enough to drive.🥺 what the absolute fuck time

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women