kels 🍅

just an aura in a skin suit | sick - @jackantonoff 9.11.19 | she/her | #metoo | Black lives matter | 🍅 obviously

[rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

not to get libbed out but god. to see a photo of a bunch of new senators and see no old white male career politicians is kind of refreshing

[juliet🦂 @notjujubaby]

I am fucking CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. This interview is going to make his most loyal followers rip their butthole hairs out LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAAOOAAOOAAO

[Sarah McBride @SarahEMcBride]

To all the people texting me asking if this is a real quote:

Yep.

[kels 🍅 @shutupkels]

@Disn3yDude anish kapoor gonna be triggered asf

[lukezim @lukezim]

I'll be damned. Trump really did build the wall

[Jared @MongooseActual]

I cannot believe the Republican message of "get fucked" didn't resonate with people

[Evelyn 💙🪻🧡 🏳️‍⚧️ #frauevatwt @evelynccentric]

He did not account for if the blue states come to Buc-ee's

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump asked the people to vote as if he were on the ballot. THEY DID. Thank you Americans from coast to coast.

[🌻 arya 🔜 BLACKOUT 3 @whosFLICKER]

please actually fucking do something. you were just handed the mandate of heaven

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

a little dog that cares about YOUR happiness

[Rob Wong @RobWong34]

A new "now watch this drive" just dropped

[thatERguy @thatERguy]

Haven’t laughed this hard out loud in a long time. Actual tears in my eyes from laughter and my stomach hurts

[tytacobell @tytacobell]

How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨ABDUL EL-SAYED TROLLS JD VANCE AND TRUMP IN HIS VICTORY SPEECH:

EL-SAYED: JD. Habibi. There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
So you know what that means, Wolverine one, Buckeyes zero.

Donald, look, I, I know you, you struggle with my name, so after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.

[kels 🍅 @shutupkels]

AFTER TWELVE LONG YEARS IM FREE FROM THE GRIPS OF SERVICE INDUSTRY DIRECT MANAGEMENT brb gonna intermittently cry tears of joy for the next four months

[Faith ♥️ @Dont_TouchThere]

How it feels growing up catholic

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

People need to stop looking at lines like this and thinking wow this is so awesome so many people are voting and start seeing these insanely long lines as what they are- a form of voter suppression.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.

[Joshwelt @weltszznn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You're hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit.
You are a little in a hole financially but it's fine

[Hexie Bee 🐝 @Hex_Beee]

We need this energy in leftest spaces so bad. Baby was holding back tears after that