Liz

You had me at 'frankfurter' | doctor of veterinary medicine | she/her

[Liz @shutuplez]

Me when i watch an NBA game during college hoop season: “these guys suck… there’s no defense… not even good… just tall.”
Me when i watch an NBA game during playoffs: “WOW WHAT ATHLETES THEY ARE AMAZING LOOK AT THIS OFFENSE GO PISTONS.”

[Liz @shutuplez]

Does everyone else get “go bowling” ads during these playoffs or is it targeted cause we spend so much money at bowling allies

[Liz @shutuplez]

Crosby is a BUM

[Nudge Printing @NudgePrinting]

Added some new Detroit apparel! Available now. $19.99 tees!!

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[Liz @shutuplez]

Let’s go kitties!!

[Nudge Printing @NudgePrinting]

Added some new Detroit apparel! Available now. $19.99 tees!!

Retweet for a chance to win a free one. Drawing will happen on Sunday.

https://t.co/YlrmP25PIx

[Liz @shutuplez]

Just because priority waste sponsors us doesn’t mean we have to play like actual garbage every game

[Liz @shutuplez]

I WANT MENS GYMNASTICS TO HAVE TO WEAR THE SAME LEOTARDS THAT THE WOMEN DO. SHOW ME SOME JUNK. GET THAT THANG OUT WHILE YOU SPIN. BE THE CHANGE.

[Liz @shutuplez]

Mara sucks i hate Mara

[Liz @shutuplez]

Mara isn’t even good he is just tall.

[Liz @shutuplez]

Dusty “fart eater” May

[Liz @shutuplez]

Dusty May has pink eye cause he eats farts.

[Liz @shutuplez]

Tall freak isn’t good at bball he is just TALL

[Liz @shutuplez]

Do think U of M will get their equipment figured out by tomorrow night or what

[Liz @shutuplez]

Love a team that still wins even when they only play 10 min of a game lmaoooooo

[Liz @shutuplez]

God i hate it here

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Make Whole Milk Great Again.🥛

[Liz @shutuplez]

I am obsessed with the gay hockey show and i cannot STOP

[Liz @shutuplez]

I could watch the club scene and hunter winning the cup scene for one million years.

[Liz @shutuplez]

Just shooting ourselves in the foot that’s stepping on the line

[Liz @shutuplez]

FRUSTRATTTIOOOOONNN

[Liz @shutuplez]

Snowmen can’t even have pipes anymore cause WOKE