ugh

really just here to talk about the bachelor

[ugh @shutuploo]

What the heck is this @Spotify?!?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Why would you put a limit on a PREMIUM ACCOUNT FOR AUDIOBOOK HOURS????!!!!!!

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“Real estate is the rotisserie chicken of job prospects.”

☠️☠️☠️☠️

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The ocean really said, “eat the rich.” #OceanGate

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No boys eat vegetables. They just eat grilled cheese.

[ugh @shutuploo]

An allegory representing the last of my functioning brain cells.

[ugh @shutuploo]

I’m in my feeling era… it’s the one right before the healing era, where I feel everything all at once and it seems like its all gonna come crashing down.

[ugh @shutuploo]

My type is anyone that looks like they just rolled out from under a car

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@MileyCyrus @DollyParton @findingfletcher @RaeSremmurd @Latto @Sia not fletcher being top of this list- you deserve it, girl. @findingfletcher is having here moment and I’m HERE FOR IT

[ugh @shutuploo]

This is so embarrassing. #TheLWordGenQ

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“Im a whore and you’re not Jesus”

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“Does your mom have a dump truck ass?”

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I am the worst texter I know.

[ugh @shutuploo]

Every slut needs a bidet.

[ugh @shutuploo]

@mmelvink I never finished college but now I JUST MIGHT

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@xodiamandiis bath water Bartisse 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[ꨄ︎ @peachgyn]

steve’s “that’s a punk right there” my actual fucking hero. nancy fam deserve better than her goofy antics #LoveIsBlind

[ugh @shutuploo]

Colleen, blink twice if you need help, love #LoveisBlind

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“I want my tits to be in MOCA.”

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I feel like it’s pretty off brand of me to only have one bottle of nail polish. But I feel like it’s really on brand of me for that one to be black.

[ugh @shutuploo]

I’m at the phase in my life where I need to make sure that I have an oversized tshirt and pants for lovers because I’m a little shrimp.