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narratively, a disaster :// 🐗🚩🥚 | he/thon

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@nixiebees The author is dead. Feelings don’t care about your facts.

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Holy shit I thought about this earlier this week! Knowing thyself is a gift

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I wonder if the customer who got angry at me for putting more tuna on one side of *someone else’s* bagel than the other will obsess over this failure of mine long into the next decade, as much as I will

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Performatively laughing and clapping at all of the jokes and references in this Shakespeare play like it’s a Marvel movie on opening night

[UnveilTV @unveil_studios]

@elonmusk @Cernovich @UpdatingOnRome Nephilim?

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VHS taught me how to socialise; call that masking tape

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What would Freud think about someone who loves jokes?

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@stormanaconda

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@ronroxdale It’s a film

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OpBenRymer (2023)

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M’oanin’ by M’ingus

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@QuizzicalLay I’d hire you but you know I’d be an awful employer

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Dua Lipa is the new Peter Gabriel.

Many people are saying this (by which I mean, I stole this tweet)

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I like food… but I couldn’t eat a whole one

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Are you neurotypical or “just listening”?

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Elon only changed twitter’s name because he’s desperate for it to be doing as well as his other exes

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@QuizzicalLay Maddie if you think I’m fixable then you’re fixable and if you don’t think I’m fixable then we can be unfixable together and it won’t matter drunk tweeting lessgoooooo

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I am so excited to fight this man

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Call me cis to my face and see what happens

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Did you know ADHD is an anagram of Dhad

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@hausofdecline @lackingsaint

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@HollyHollis7 Holly this is so funny I’m really sorry I didn’t see this #retweet