I wonder if the customer who got angry at me for putting more tuna on one side of *someone else’s* bagel than the other will obsess over this failure of mine long into the next decade, as much as I will
@QuizzicalLay Maddie if you think I’m fixable then you’re fixable and if you don’t think I’m fixable then we can be unfixable together and it won’t matter drunk tweeting lessgoooooo