Shar

My forehead is bigger than your parents' expectations from you.

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The fact that we were all inside a vagina once proves my statement that no man is a virgin and no woman is straight

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@Caviarparadigm It's bug brain time

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I pity people who think they can make me feel lonely by not talking to me, I talk to myself who you tryna intimidate you bish

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@saish0310 Lol

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I come in the form of blessings to talk about a new religion

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@saish0310 Hehe loner

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Step 1 : Log in to Twitter
Step 2 : Shitpost away

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Why should guys get embarrassed to buy sanitary pads or tampons? Not like anyone's gonna think those are for them...

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Do you ever want to take a nap but the nap doesn't want to take you?

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@EshaPotdar Where are my yellow flowers E?

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Yellow flowers

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ISTG if one day I have a fullass gay son I'd love him the most and knit him a shawl named Kenji

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Or roast him over the size of his penis. Break him down mentally. Assert dominance.

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@AdityaVyas7 Someone : mY BoYfRiEnD DoeSn'T LeT Me ---
Me:

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@ananyachopraa Nobita was a grade A perv, and Dekisugi couldn't care less. Sunio ko pataaya hota tha toh at least uske paiso pe world tour karti xD

[Gaurii Mandllik @GauriiMandllik]

What's your birthstone?
Mine is rock bottom

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Went out in the sun, got a tan and felt good about it. I'm turning into a white chick.

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Arnab,better share your drugs with our GDP so it could get high too.

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@prathmeshhT What's the fun in that then?

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@prathmeshhT She meant she didn't want to talk and directly get down to seeing all your tats, you moron.

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Do you eat a wholeass cake the night before the day you schedule your diet for or are you normal?