someone's son salutation

nah they usually tell me I look like shalissa she/her

[Everything @isjuustadream]

People crave the power of magic when really they could focus on the power of observation

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

instead of killing myself I chose to citibike the williamsburg bridge

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

its like everybody knows how to color grade these days

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Love comes in all forms. Me favorite form is in the shape of a cookie.

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

collecting crumbs particles and bits inside my space bar key to create a fun new seasoning

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

I cant stand a bitch that uses military time

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

getting rejected after telling someone about a newly discovered perfect bite is equivalent to being stabbed in the heart

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

my greatest manipulative achievement (unintentional) is linking snoopy to myself so strongly right at the start of the peanuts franchise's nostalgia-driven cultural revival, that it has pavloved everyone into thinking of me around anything snoopy-themed

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

stuck in this life where outside is an in between, an interlude, a managed pause

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

(Looking at the hot dogs on rollers at 7-Eleven and talking to the cashier): this is quite the operation you got going on here

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Hey quit bugging me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

sept is my new year idc

[alfonso @alfonseaux]

Boba pearls: https://t.co/zY4BYq9zNW

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

just walked through the gates of hell and they handed me a paper straw

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

it’s my god given right to say “pizza pizza” like the little caesar’s guy whenever i please

[helena riley @freshhel]

I need to be given a cookie so fucking bad i don’t even care if that’s mouse behavior

[someone's son salutation @shutupshrin]

😂😂😂

[jadey 🤍🩵 @missmilkton]

taking the edge off.