Lord Angus Egg of Rideau

dyslexic af so it’s illegal to correct my spelling 🏳️‍🌈 she/her

[Lord Angus Egg of Rideau @shvitzing3000]

All my learning strat classes be like “sound it out” but then the word meringue exists 🙃

[Lord Angus Egg of Rideau @shvitzing3000]

No offence but Pete Davidson looks like and elf that would try to con me out of my new born child.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

thinking about ways to be silly

[Lord Angus Egg of Rideau @shvitzing3000]

Stinky men smell like BO and taco seasoning imho

[Lord Angus Egg of Rideau @shvitzing3000]

The house on Love Island looks like the houses I made on Sims 1 Just a million beds for woohooing

[Bobby (RATS) @LegalizeRats]

NEW RAT JUST RELEASED

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions:

[Lord Angus Egg of Rideau @shvitzing3000]

When you listen to true crime and your friends are quiet on the gram for a change you better bet I’m CHECKING IN

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

bed and breakfast

[Becca Grischow @beegriz]

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

when I text you “🤸🏻‍♀️” it means

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

when u leave ur dog w/ grandparents

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Salmon is so fuckin good. I understand why bears just grab them mfs right out the water

[Lord Angus Egg of Rideau @shvitzing3000]

Cream cheese > cheese cream 🤔

[Lord Angus Egg of Rideau @shvitzing3000]

Intel means involuntary Teletubbie