Shiro

Down atrociously bad 😎

[Cas🔻🕊 @casvd01]

Just reached Ace’s introduction with my gf and I’m gonna show her how he looks in current One Piece style to slowly start planting the seeds in her head that will manipulate her into having no reason to believe he will ever die, making Marineford all the worse #malemanipulator

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[Cool Guy™ 🌈✞🌛 @ChurchOfMoons]

Call of Duty fans used to call Halo "gaylo" and Halo fans used to make fun of COD for getting worse every year and Star Wars fans used to call Star Trek lame while Trekkies called Star Wars slop and now both sides of both just mourn the Century of Humiliation for all four

[Kyle🇹🇹 @kyleburndley]

😭

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

Women when they see their friends gain weight: “omg girl you look so good” “I love the confidence” “you’re perfect 😍“

Men when we see our friends gaining weight:

[Sobriety Coach @HeavyMogger]

It’s annoying how the first response to an erectile dysfunction is “it must be porn addiction” actually it’s because I don’t love you and you’ll never be her

[TheTinMen @TheTinMenBlog]

This is where I sleep, but I’ve had long conversations with my gf about how (if there was an intruder) strategically it makes more sense for the layout flip.

My rationale, is if someone was to come in, and start pummelling the person nearest the door, surely it makes sense for the person who offers the greatest chance of physically defending the household (the man), to be spared from that opening critical hit?

If I am closest to the door, and I am pummelled by an intruder whilst asleep, that just leaves my gf in a 1 vs 1.

However, if she sleeps near the door, and she is pummelled, then I am unhurt and therefore have a much better chance in the 1 vs 1, where I can also seek medical care for my (pummelled) gf afterward.

I know it doesn’t sound very heroic, but using the woman as an unconscious pummel shield objectively gives the best chances IMO.

Anyway, she didn’t buy it, and I still sleep closest to the door regardless.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

Finally somebody made a video for you slow bitches cause I was sick of it.

[Sum🅱️oi 🇬🇷☦️ @Smthingedgy]

Rаpеd gοycаttlе such as this is why you don't even get an ethernet port on most laptops nowadays.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

when did people decide the symbiote suit should look like disgusting slime instead of black cloth

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

The book readers… they are retarded

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

When the Feds got his phone, they discovered this guy was talking to another pedo about getting married and "adopting" a baby boy to "f*ck and groom." He also admitting to raping a little kid. People like this should be put to death in public as a warning to every pedophile.

[VMU @VeeEmYou]

30 years ago you didn't need to be 50 years old to head major projects or have responsibility.

[alien crime lord @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

The male friends:

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

Pre workout is a waste and scam. All you need is a heart full of hate and you good

[gwyn @2_incongruous]

@arcadiaofsorrow dude sitting in their jail cell thinking about the commission they didn’t finish