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movie and theme-park enthusiast 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) 18+

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

friendly reminder that uhhhhh yeah

[Valentina Vee @valentinavee]

we are running out of new sentences

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

this took me out

[mia @hollanderstern]

connor who doesn’t have internet looking into the crowd wondering why they’re beating on a random grandma in an ugly cardigan and dermatologist recommended spf mask

[ً @bloodanya]

is a24 against AI? is mastercard a queer ally? is the movie obsession my friend?

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

i’m being told i’m built like this btw

[Gabr:* @sh_g00n]

We need more shirtless fat men in tv 😖 Look at everything they've taken from us

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[esl @eslnxpu]

How it feels to be a 32 year gay man waiting till 9pm to tweet “Godlivia Godrigo”

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

are those their legal names

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lena the Plug has filed for divorce from Adam22, @TMZ reports.

She is asking for legal and physical custody of their 5-year-old daughter.

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

@t_kobs speak on THAT!

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

cigarettes that dont count
-during a cry or after crying
-drunk cig
-if a hot person gives it to you
-holiday cigarette
-if your mom is being mean

[miia @miiagarro]

how it feels when someone offers a positive perspective while i'm trying to be a hater

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

the Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets courtyard

[Disney Parks @DisneyParks]

Applause for the food! 👏😋 FØØD by Swedish Chef opens May 26 at Disney's Hollywood Studios in the Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets courtyard⭐️ #DisneyEats

[Jedi @dhe3g]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Obsessed with the nuns on TikTok who sound like drag queens if they were nice during Untucked

[parks @parkersity_9]

Walking out of the ancient temple after triggering every single trap on my way out

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

yes, twice nayeon

[VOLIB三AR RAP/ST @killingspacing]

never date a white boy cus theyll always have a favourite asian girl in the back of their mind

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

sorry but who is this collab even for lmao

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

BOTH LAUFEY's FORTNITE SKINS REVEALED

PASS & SHOP

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

@tkylemac literally Britney’s daughter

[ᴀʟᴇx @shwalx]

gay guy music video night but it’s just me and my bf and i play all my favorite k-pop videos from 2008-2014

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Janet Jackson reveals her favourite kind of sushi is the Philadelphia roll:

"I just love how it has that cream cheese."

[SATIRE and Parody account @urfavehimbo]

When the lights come on at the gay club