Jim Shwartzenhoggle

Insider for the @NFL. I’ve been breaking #NFL news for the last 13 years and counting. Married to Jessica with Charlie and Addison. Dog parent. FLY EAGLES FLY

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@GioThePodcaster @MikeDannaEnjoyr Enjoy having a retarded ass kid!

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#WhoDey

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BREAKING NEWS🚨: #Bengals QB Joe Burrow has just torn his ACL and is likely out for the year. A HUGE blow to the bengals who now may have to seek other options at QB. Jake Browning is the backup and could get the starting job.

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And there it is, the fall of college athletics as we know it.

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BREAKING: SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey has announced that the SEC will be breaking away from the NCAA effective for the 2028-2029 academic calendar year. This comes after months of speculation about the move. More to follow.

(via Carson T. Kay)

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BREAKING NEWS🚨: The #Chiefs have recently been shopping around STAR running back Isiah Pacheco. Allegedly the two sides were no where close to reaching a deal. The #Cowboys are a team to watch early as are the #Broncos. If a trade cannot be reached #Pacheco will likely be cut.

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NEWS🚨: #Bills STAR QB and MVP Josh Allen was seen posing in front of a CONFEDERATE FLAG. He was also seen holding an AR-15 at the same time.😬😬 Does #Allen have early onset CTE? What does a punishment look like for Allen?

Here is the photo. 👇

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BREAKING NEWS🚨: #Chiefs STAR DE Mike Danna and Sydney Sweeney have recently been seen “hanging out” according to @TMZ the two have started a relationship and have even MOVED IN together. 👀 Allegedly this relationship has been going on for around 4 MONTHS. Huge win for #Danna.

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BREAKING: Bills STAR QB Josh Allen has reportedly suffered a torn penis. This occurred during offseason training with Bonnie Blue. The time table remains unknown but things are looking grim for the former MVP. This comes as he is reportedly engaged to a woman with HIV and crabs!

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BREAKING NEWS🚨: In an absolute STUNNER the #Chiefs and LEGENDARY TE Travis Kelce have decided to mutually part ways. Kelce had a cap hit of almost 20 million, the #Chiefs believed he was on a decline production wise the last few seasons. He is certainly a first ballot HOFer.

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This is false.

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SOURCES: #STAR QB Joe Burrow has been suspended by the NFL for violating the leagues PED policies. This comes as the #Bengals resign Chase and Tee to monster deals. Early indications point towards a full season suspension. He will be allowed to file a petition. WOW

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BREAKING NEWS: #STAR QB Josh Allen has been suspended by the NFL for violating the leagues PED policies. This comes as two #Bills players were suspended for the same reason. Early indications point towards a full season suspension. He will be allowed to file a petition. Stunner.

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BREAKING NEWS: #Bengals WR Tee Higgins has signed a contract with the #Jets his agents tell me. The 26 year old will look to build a strong connection with #Jets star QB Justin Fields. The contract is reportedly 5 years $215 million. A huge payout for the best WR2 in the league.

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BREAKING NEWS: The #Chiefs are signing star WR Cooper Kupp. Kupp was recently released by the #Rams to clear more salary cap space. Kupp finds himself him #KC as the clearcut WR1. A new weapon for Patrick Mahomes.

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BREAKING NEWS: #Bengals Wide Receiver Tee Higgins is being #TRADED to the #NewYorkGiants.

FULL CONDITIONS:
#Bengals receive- 2025 3rd round & 6th round

#Giants receive- WR Tee Higgins, 2025 7th round & 2026 7th round

The all pro wide receiver has a new home.

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BREAKING NEWS🚨: #Broncos STAR QB Bo Nix has reportedly suffered a torn penis. This occurred while he was doing offseason training with @BonnieBlue_xoxo. The time table remains unknown but things are looking grim for the young stud in Denver.

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BREAKING NEWS: Skyy Moore is fucking #ASS

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BREAKING NEWS🚨: In an absolute STUNNER the #Chiefs have agreed to a BLOCKBUSTER deal with former DL Breelan Speaks. Speaks only played one season with the team but reportedly has “maintained football shape per his agent. Absolute shocker in #KC.

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@AcunaRakes @Legatron19 @CamTaylorBritt_ Ok deal. If we lose then you get to hang a banner. We win you have to hang yourself

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BREAKING NEWS: Former #Patriots TE AARON HERNANDEZ has broken out of prisons and is at large. The #FBI is warning the public that he could be armed and is considered EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. It was just recently reported that he was feeling depressed and had suicidal thoughts…

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BREAKING NEWS: #Nebraska QB Dylan Raiola is expected to enter the transfer portal. The true freshman had 2595 passing yards 12 tds and 10 INTs. Definitely a big pick up for whoever cashes in. #Georgia and #OhioState are considered early favorites.