Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack

born on the 4th of July | goth girl addiction | heavy metal lover | ex-convict | security guard @ denny’s (night shift) | Rutgers alum | friend of many |

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

me, @MallCopPauly (The Dart), and @DavidDPaich (Daytona Dave) hitting the bars tonight for NFL kickoff. The Dart getting off his night shift at American Dream mall early, Daytona closing up the BIRD watching tour early and the rest is history. #gopats @drdickbagg #totofan #chop

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

@rocketroger54 @CoachVrabel50 roger that roger

[“Rocket” Roger O’Reilly @rocketroger54]

Got cutoff last night but we’re ring chasing today. Do your thing @CoachVrabel50

[Daytona Dave @DavidDPaich]

@RFootball Schiano is washed.

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

@DavidDPaich @aaron_breitman agreed daytona “loose cannon” dave

[Daytona Dave @DavidDPaich]

@aaron_breitman Who even listens to this guy anymore?

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

that feeling when you take your socks off after a long day of work and sit back in your chair, pick the fruit loops out between ur big toe and that toe next to it, just in time for your wife to tell you she’s too tired and rolls over…good riddance

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

@DavidDPaich (Daytona Dave) & @luisgilhodges (Luis Chucksdale) I’m tired of all your reindeer games and lolly gaggin. big weekend coming up and the catalina wine mixer. looking forward to seeing you gentlemen there. going to start calling Daytona “Loose Cannon” Dave. #chop

[Zach Gelb @ZachGelb]

Rutgers fans are done with the program.

Never thought Rutgers Football would light up the phone lines tonight on @WFAN660.

Feel for fans like Gus.

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

that damn scoundrel back at it @DavidDPaich (Daytona Dave) ain’t gettin away with this. we know it was you dave!

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

@DavidDPaich (Daytona Dave) pack it up pack it in let me begin what a joke you moron. ever since that statue was stolen the big RU has been a lost cause. @luisgilhodges stole it! body shots off schiano’s wife tonight!

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

@luisgilhodges you are an icon Chuck! happy birthday superstar, more love to you!

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

everlasting love for you Chuck! @luisgilhodges

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

more love to you @luisgilhodges i’m your big day buddy!

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

@luisgilhodges (Low-is “Big Ed” McCreamy Chucksdale) your make-a-wish was granted for a happy birthday by an irrelevant streamer. we always knew you were special Chuck. I heard Todd Frazier was making an appearance to sign a bat for you! we love you dale!❤️

[Scott “The Shwartz is With You” Shwartzsack @shwartzsack]

locked and loaded for the big 3 on this beautiful sunday afternoon. Saratoga horse racing, yankees baseball, and watching Mason Rincon and the rest of the Bayonne llws team lay pipe on Iowa. hallelujah!