Shai

I’m a verbal processing extrovert that studies data science and thinks far too much

[Shai @shween]

Living with a partner is coming home to her having rearranged the entire house and then her being confused why I can’t find anything. Maybe that’s just me. But it happens to me often

[Shai @shween]

I’ve never been one to eat much kimchi, but I decided to make a kimchi stew with 1.5 pounds of kimchi. I then ate the whole thing in 24 hours.

I have now learned that you CAN overdose on kimchi.

Please send best wishes.

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist

[Shai @shween]

Talk about blurring lines… today I saw a guy in SF wearing a Kelce jersey and I can’t tell if he’s a football fan or just a swiftie

[Shai @shween]

@Eras_Resale Yes please

[Shai @shween]

@erastourticketz Yes please!

[Shai @shween]

I love that all social rules around timeliness of drinking go out the window when traveling.

Oh, it’s 5:30 am?

Well I’m in the Centurion lounge so actually it’s time for a martini.

[Shai @shween]

Partner at the airport: Do you want to grab a snack for later? So you don’t get hangry.

Me: no no, I’ll be fine.

5 hours later

*Me in the passport control line trying to will myself out of being hangry*

[Shai @shween]

Apparently the biggest secret I’ve been holding is that I finished her chocolate bar a few days ago. She’s much more upset about the chocolate than the zit

[Shai @shween]

The biggest secret I’m holding in my relationship right now is that I just popped the pimple that my partner has been waiting 4 days to pop.

[Shai @shween]

The biggest secret I’m holding in my relationship right now is that I just popped the pimple that my partner has been waiting 4 days to pop.

[Matty @bestestname]

We just need to invent a straw that lasts a little bit longer than 4 seconds but still less than a million years

[Shai @shween]

@erastourticketz Saturday night Paris Taylor Swift VIP tickets, 333 euro each, includes all the swag (which is face value!!) Not in the same 400s section but can probably still sit together once inside. Or can be separated into individuals if you want

[Shai @shween]

Global travel tip: learn what the local word for Cilantro is, because it’s going to ruin your food regardless of the language

[Shai @shween]

You know those days when you’re just like “ugh. I need new music to get excited about. I’m in a music slump”?

Can we all just acknowledge that that’s prob going to be all of next year?

[Jorja 🪿 HAS A DEGREE @jorjainthefence]

Is Chappell huge or is everyone I know just gay?

[Shai @shween]

People often talk about how much alcohol gets consumed at a wedding. What they don’t talk often enough about is just how much alcohol gets consumed trying to plan a wedding.

[Jayna 💕 @Eras_Resale]

I still haven’t forgiven U2 for putting their album on my phone without my permission #GRAMMYs

[Shai @shween]

Complete this tweet I found in my drafts:

“After hearing my partner on the phone with @TMobile customer support for 5 hours yesterday, …”

[Shai @shween]

@erastourticketz 1989 because it reminds me of college

[Shai @shween]

@erastourticketz Say don’t go

[Shai @shween]

@sichsanity But actually

[Shai @shween]

Tell me why I can eat out dairy at any restaurant, go to a music festival on tisha b’av, and go to bars on Shabbat, but when I find out the wedding suit I want is made from both wool and linen I feel like I’ve crossed a line.