daquan samson

local businessman, husband pleaser, the son your father never had

[daquan samson @shweven_]

buffalo wild weeners: the gay bar

[daquan samson @shweven_]

Even though British people are gross, being knighted is lowkey sick af

[daquan samson @shweven_]

Frank Ocean.

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

When Spiderman accidentally ran into the X-Men set 😭

[daquan samson @shweven_]

@elirymagee @matthwatson will Supermega Saves The Troops receive another printed edition any time soon? I need it like Hunter Biden needs hookers and blow

[daquan samson @shweven_]

The return….

[Mrs. Ashley Prettycunt 💞 @pussyhitler]

My friend did this to a goose at the park that was trying to bite him and one of its eyes fell out and it wouldn’t get back up so we left and never came back

[daquan samson @shweven_]

up late thinking about how i used to go into the logies stall and piss everywhere in retaliation cuz the bartender would take forever to get me a drink

[daquan samson @shweven_]

@BRADHOLME5

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

Hunter Biden riding the Green Goblin glider through the White House

[daquan samson @shweven_]

@TannerDickson15 @WiscoSteiny

[daquan samson @shweven_]

burping while u piss is like taking screenshot w ur body

[daquan samson @shweven_]

@artizan00 i fucking love the added details of the belt buckles being Ds

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I feel like nothing ever gets a doom.

[daquan samson @shweven_]

@HighAsTy @TannerDickson15 is this a screenshot of ur dms??

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I want to be mad about this but the car is really blue

[daquan samson @shweven_]

does the sphinx have ass cheeks??

[daquan samson @shweven_]

@BFW brandon walker, i can make that happen

[daquan samson @shweven_]

@JackNorris_15