Iliana 🌺

the current affairs and life of a 23 year old.

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

@nikocadoavocado is my soul mate. Boyyyy come to london. 😩

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Loooooool funny when people start coming out the woodwork..

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Black cabbies, youve won! Congrats now fucking lower your fares to celebrate. 🙄 #uber

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

I've never wanted to punch someone in the face more than the daughter in Homeland.

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

When you post a cute Instagram pic and the ghosts of fuckboys past slide in ya DMs like they know you🙄🤷🏻‍♀️ #goaway

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

If a guy has to tell you he's a 'good guy' then he's probably actually not, at all. #tinderfuckboys

[Sexpot Sharon @Sexpot_Sharon]

🤣 "He's dead Susan x"

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

@nav_ena Don't date boys who are under 6ft and over 6ft 2

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

@nav_ena Date boys who don't have dicks init

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Pro tip: date boys who have less than 300 Instagram followers.

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

If anyone wants a good ol laugh then please watch 'to catch a cheater' on YouTube. 😂

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Truth is some people are just awful people

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

@nav_ena This is very true

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

@nav_ena Stop chirpsing ur drug dealers then init

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Gaby's gunna sack Marcel off before he has a chance to bang let's be honest. #LoveIsland

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Jamie's voice would be enough to get me off tbh

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Don't care what anyone says Olivia is still my fav love islander. #LoveIslandfinal

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Now I know where Camilla gets it from....🙄 #loveisland2017

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Wonder if AHS Cult will be another let down...come on guys. Let's take it back to season 1&2 plz

[Iliana 🌺 @shwilliana]

Chris I want your kids. #loveisland2017