Shawna Banawna

Some girls belong to the streets but I belong to the ponds, because I am a silly goose.

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

You never should have called me a fat ass Kelly Price.

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

…to stay awake or take a 90 minute nap? 🤔

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

I gotta be at the airport in 3 hours and I haven’t gotten any sleep 🙃

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

@SGrashalicious I need.

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

@askcomenity @The_LeftistMom It’s insulting that they keep saying their systems are up and running, when they clearly aren’t. Nothing online is working - and when I call it either rings once followed by silence or I get a message saying the call cannot be completed due to technical difficulties.

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

@askcomenity can I PLEASE get some help? I’m tired of trying to jump through hoops to find someone at Bread/Comenity.

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

@askcomenity What about people whose payments are due TODAY? Easy Pay isn’t working. Phone lines aren’t working. My payment is due today and I’ve been trying to pay for more than a week now.

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

@Http_BinniesLab @BreadFinancial Automated system said it couldn’t process my payment yesterday. Tried to connect me to someone - and then I got a recording saying to call back later can’t get anything through today, but they’re on instagram telling everyone that customer service is running as normal 🙄

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

@BreadFinancial can someone PLEASE help? I’ve been trying to call Comenity about my Ulta card for DAYS. Website says to use Easy Pay - that doesn’t work; and now the phone line won’t even ring or connect.

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

Someone give me Joseph Robinette’s phone number. We got some loans and (unsurprisingly) broken promises to discuss… @POTUS @JoeBiden #studentloanforgiveness

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

@twilightreborn 1 - New Moon
2 - Twilight 3 - BD2 4 - BD1 5 - Eclipse

[Candice Huber @nolafleurdelit]

"Sorry, I can't, I have plans."

The plans:

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

Me being on my period this week is me sitting here, working from home, listening to the Wicked soundtrack…and sobbing.

[the one & only @_thoughtdaughtr]

Why do people on the internet hate on Ohio so much when Indiana is literally right there

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

@SGrashalicious I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THIS SONG TODAY. Thank you; you’re a life saver.

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

Someone tell me why I’m considering downloading Fortnite again just for this Ariana Grande concert.

[Shawna Banawna @shwnancol]

I miss the days of dial-up internet.