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Well, it was a nice democracy while it lasted

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@KSeattleWeather Salish SEA?

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@sdfwefwev @PSETalk Zero posts, and bazillion complaining replies. I know I troll when I see one.

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@CaptTailwind Nope. You're raising your hand for attention while your timeline makes it clear you're an asshole. Sorry that people aren't coddling your feelings. Asshole.

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@CaptainAl8 @emilybihl @RickSteves

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@ask_aubry https://t.co/fvfbSS6fXt but don't expect much!

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@MerriamWebster But… but he left the silent “h” at the beginning of “honor” smh

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@IAmJohnAles 6 pounds for one ear, 8 pounds for two (second ear is two-thirds off!)

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@bbinkwell @thisone0verhere The latter, but ironically it’s really great for your core.

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@thisone0verhere I hope it doesn’t suck. I mean, of course it should suck. It’s a vacuum. But I hope it doesn’t.

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@CaryFreaknGrant @OhNoSheTwitnt C*nt is also gender-specific, but it's used in the UK for anyone who earns it, regardless of gender.

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@thisone0verhere Loaded tots were our election night comfort food and SEE WHERE THAT GOT US?

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@JamesMcGov1982 @patriottakes Not nearly enough

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@pattonoswalt @FuppedDuck76 Be nice to the guy. He’s gonna be so bummed after the election.

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@endlibtyranny @FPWellman He's a Republican. Try again.

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@IAmJohnAles He's giving strong Frank TJ Mackey

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@pattonoswalt @straczynski Jaysus, that intro derailed my brain all day. I was a MASSIVE Harlan fan since the age of 14 but wandered away when he seemed to become an asshole. Learning that it wasn’t him, it was that fucking disorder, has hit me like a truck.

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@djrothkopf Hm, sounds like something a machine would say to try to throw us off the scent.

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@thisone0verhere You can get the condor size at Costco.

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@nothingleft9999 @HottyCouture @JeromeBurke14 @JohnFugelsang

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@ask_aubry Sometimes I just love my timeline so much.