maximus

The keys to achieving any goal you set your mind to are practice, persistence, perseverance and patience

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@The_Mean_One20 @TheRightGirl47 @dc_mma Comedic genius

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@Phoebegalland69 My name is Joe Biden and I support this message

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Alert! Phoebe had been caught embezzling funds from the government and contacting underaged boys. This is not okay! Aaron has already sent out multiple restraining orders but there is no hope. Phoebe has taken over Johns dungeon and declared martial law. #thisisnotokay

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@BatmanOnTheMove Another day of keeping the scum off the streets

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@BatmanOnTheMove No. Im planning looting convenience stores with my buddies tonight

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Goofy ass roman spotted with no socks and no friends at school😂😂😂 this man got the dogs out at school
#nofriends #getthismansomeshoes #letthedogsbreath

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@Phoebegalland69 He needs to be stopped

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Oh no! Roman wrote derogatory language on Pheobes notebook. Sexual harassment is not okay. Be better! #metooIndia

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There is a intruder on campus and he is on the prowl. Be advised! this man is on drugs and capable of anything #watchout #predator

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This is not what I ordered! I clearly stated that I wanted 8 orders of cream cheese rangoons and they gave me this. Yelp is going to hear about this one. #notwhatIordered #refund #yum

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Nate is threatening to light my house on fire #pyromaniac

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🚨Stay alert! This man is harassing underclassmen and asking them for “dookie pics” If you are passing by Devonshire stay clear of this pervert.

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@Phoebegalland69 I never said this!

[Max Berman @MaxBerman05]

🚨MR HOOTERS COVERS FACE WITH MASK AFTER BEING CAUGHT STARING AT @Phoebegalland69 🚨 STAY SAFE EVERYONE ❤️❤️

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Walking to the bathroom with @leobatt9! #dookie #prayforme

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Does anyone know this man? Sat next to me smelling like tanbark from the local childrens playground and wont stop asking me where the toilet is. Apparently he needs to “take a dump for the ages”

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@paulxholmberg $50

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Watch out! Creepy guy spotted once again in the residence pf Benjamin Kula. No one is sure how this man found the house but one thing is for sure. Hide your children because Mr hooters is back!

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Local pervert caught in the fairfax gym please be advised!

[Max Berman @MaxBerman05]

send help please i got kidnapped by this wanted man.