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piss. fuck. punk.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Dolly Parton is smiling down on us from heaven

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[S C X M B 𖤐Y @shxden73]

@usertqhm @phootoo_ maybe thats why they brought the flag up with them bozo

[S C X M B 𖤐Y @shxden73]

He was 20 years old.

[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

[S C X M B 𖤐Y @shxden73]

@BenzaitenO_O i have this

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@bruhzal @AnderPls @kangminlee @ma1ybe yeah

[soso ⏾⋆.˚ @luvdnight]

i love doing drugs alone in my room in silence

[dracula flow @draculafl0w]

I’m sick in the head

[loofa ⋆ possible re movie spoilers @lesbianleon]

you couldn’t pay me enough to unpause right now

[S C X M B 𖤐Y @shxden73]

@RockstarGames please put strip that down by liam payne in gta 6 thanks

[punchable whack white hipster bitch @hamstorm69]

drink gallons and gallons of vodka all by myself in my room

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@FortnitePV2 Bro plz

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@FortnitePV2 Please😩

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@FortniteFNLK shodden74

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@FortniteFNLK I need the battle pass man…

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@thewebpro LETS GO GAMBLING!!!