Cookie baby🩶 || Stepmommy :P

🩶| in love with dabi 😩| apple juice pls! 🥺| music and art🩶| makeup lover🩶| uhm i ate out ur mom!

[Cookie baby🩶 || Stepmommy :P @shxtty_cookie]

Hongjoong, you’re pretty.❤️🎈 #AtinySelcaDay

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Um, yeah I can? An ATM won't kill me for selecting "по".

[Yahya @yatlasayf]

Talked shit about my manager to the new hire.. it’s her fiance

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

You know what 😂😂

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I told my male friend I could never be a boy because being a boy seems so boring…you can’t wear makeup, jewelry, or have fun with your appearance. He said, “At least I can walk alone at night without the constant fear of being killed & raped.”... men using this insult as if they arent the ones who created the fear in the first place.

[a @arletheeee_]

waiting for a text back and realizing it was me who didn’t text back

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Walked right into my own emotional execution 😭

[ly @iv4angel]

He deleted the pic after I called it little Im crying

[💗 @ma1ybe]

So my male coworker, who is both misogynistic and homophobic, was saying, “If God didn’t want women to cook, he wouldn’t have put eggs and milk in their body.” And my female coworker replied, “If God didn’t want men to make sweet gay love, he wouldn’t have put their prostates in the booty hole.” .....I chuckled.

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

I went to the gas station to get a red bull and my usual older cashier was there. I walked in, he said "I restocked the orange ones!" Hell yeah. Grabbed two - went to check out. Another dude behind me tells me "You should be more careful drinking those as a woman" and my cashier man came in hot with "You should be more careful giving your unsolicited opinions as a man".

[🫵🏿 @DaveClegane]

The prices getting smaller & smaller for each attempted transaction is smoking me

[:P @hasansglasses]

someone stole my chime card and has been trying to buy shit but i only have 90 cents in my checking

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Que coisa linda deve ser pedir alguém em casamento e descobrir que vocês estão tão na mesma sintonia que ela estava planejando te pedir no mesmo dia

[Kaliyah C. @youngholy_k]

My girl cousin found a video in her sons phone of him throwing up gang signs , she took his phone & made him take up sign language classes for the whole summer since she said he wanna talk with his hands , that’s my type of carrying on .

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando sua pessoa favorita acaba sendo uma lição de vida

[M-Jay🪅💜 @Jamesoflife]

Consent to fuck once isn’t consent to fuck again, you entitled piece of sh!t. Hope this helps

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

At a family dinner, my uncle said women were "too weak" for physically demanding jobs. My grandma looked at him and said, "I gave birth without anesthesia. You called an ambulance because of kidney stones." The table went completely silent.

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu usando o Twitter em público

[Skores @Skores9q]

just found out they’re still together and have two kids in vegas now!!! i adore this for them so much