shaun tuah 🦅

avid tree nut hater | any pronouns 🏳️‍🌈 | 20 ish

[shaun tuah 🦅 @shy_asf]

The “tolerant left” may cancel me for this but I like my subway untoasted

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Accidentally rolling my dinner dice instead of my regular d6s when casting a fireball and dealing 8 chinese damage to the group of bandits I was targeting

[shaun tuah 🦅 @shy_asf]

My mom went to grad school at age 50 and is extremely happy and content with her new career

[Chewbekah @BekaahOrr]

Is it still possible to find a career path at the age of 28… I’m so stuck and hate my job and have no idea what I wanna do or where I wanna go

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

my mouse 🐁 homie called🤙 me while Driving 🚗 , had to Put him on Squeakerphone🔊📱

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

"2 likes isn't a lot" imagine hearing back from 2 jobs after applying

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ | streaming TDDUP 👻🌙 @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

“we’re all born naked and the rest is drag” might be one of the most important and truest statements ever said actually

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

recipe website referring to eggs as either tortured or perfect and i fear it’s already become a staple in my vocabulary

[Bunny_Guts @BunnyGuts69]

it should have been Charlie Kirk again

[spencer ✨ @SpaceDiamond1]

@foreeeeeal That Tumblr post about the blue curtains made an entire generation think they were too smart for their English teachers who just wanted them to gain critical thinking and deductive reasoning skills

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Literally MAGA right now

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

I don’t need a spell slot to cast hold person, come here bro 🫂

[suki @soupkis]

you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

Dogs always know ball. Also play and toy

[Nat of the Living Dead @Natflora69]

@riverroaner I think “girl I gotchu” is maybe the most beautiful phrase in the English language

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

The 9-to-5 system should be completely abolished. Workdays should be 10-3 or 9-2. There’s no reason people should spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. This is why so many people hate their jobs.

[blanc @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[shaun tuah 🦅 @shy_asf]

This is so perfect because lesbians aren’t even on here

[♪№ @0xvic3]

@LiteralMem3s

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

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[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

I’ve still never used ChatGPT. It’s unbelievably easy not to.