shy guy on main

[el ꕤ @ln1occasionally]

adrien brody winning an award where they used ai to enhance his accent over timothee chalamet, sebastian stan, ralph fiennes, and colman domingo just shows how little the academy actually cares about true acting skill

[mi @egirlpeidona]

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me driving to get lettuce bc americans think walkable neighborhoods are "gay"

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

I easily have the most peer reviewed publications of anyone at this Laser Tag facility

[victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

"what do you mean you're cosplaying as event 50 from super smash brothers melee for the nintendo gamecube"

my event 50 from super smash brothers melee for the nintendo gamecube cosplaying ass:

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

This would fix me

[Patrick @audiohymn]

NO

[The Cooter Scooter 🛴 @fitty_d]

This can’t be the same brain that used to understand HTML coding on tumblr

[shy guy on main @shy_main]

The Snowman?

[Levi Sanders @Celentra]

Frosty is loquacious, gregarious, photogenic, and very focused.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

why birds decide to go from being big dinosaucers to small puff u ask??? to. fit. inside. dortitos. bag.

[Ariadne @ariadnecrete]

how to save your boyfriend from getting lost in your Dad’s maze.
[a thread] 🧵

[ditto as electrode ☻ @ditto_electrode]

staying hydrated while gaming

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

hearing sza sing "all the stars" while the black panther credits were rolling for the first time was a top 5 theater experience

[will @twothickscoops]

can't stop laughing at these early jim henson commercials where one guy just kills another for not liking wilkins coffee

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

ah the terror of being around a dad trying and failing to do a task