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Celtics ☘️🏀 RN👩🏼‍⚕️ Save the polar bears and our planet🌍🌏🌎

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He told me he could walk me through changing my car battery over the phone. And I 100% agreed until I watch the man change my battery.

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I have realized my independent delulu version of myself was created bc my dad really has full confidence in my ability to survive on my own.

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My favorite playlist is the Taylor swift and naught by nature mix I made. Keeps me grounded.

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Just started filling out forms to donate my eggs and some companies won’t take me because I’m too old. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

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I don’t understand this respiratory illness going around. Also, never seen so much RSV in grown adults before. Keep your coughs at home folks.

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Not me being brought to tears while sipping coffee throwing a ball for my dogs to fight over. This is the ultimate happiness.

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I’ve entered my home improvement era.

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It’s almost 8:45 and both my dogs are still sleeping. This is beautiful.

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Nightshift can’t be healthy. I’ve slept 2 hours and 10 minutes out of the last 29 hours. That’s disgusting.

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Not me being a Christmas tree salesman for fun. Just sold a 10ft and a 12ft tree to two random families while I’m picking out my pathetic 8ft tree.

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Alright California, you win. I’m no longer purchasing food with red dye 40 because adhd.

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I’m addicted to Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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@ZBlute34 Bamboozled.

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Altered hours maybe or communication via email only but out office from end of work day Wednesday until Monday seems a little much.

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If you’re a healthcare staffing agency you shouldn’t get holidays off. Your thousands of healthcare workers are working, what if they need you. Just my opinion.

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I’ve never had an emergency SOS sent out on my phone and like 3 times in the last month it has. I don’t know how to shut it off😫

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I forgot dinner was in the oven so I burnt the heckin’ out of it and fed it to my dogs and then I made a second dinner but forgot to turn the oven back on👏🏼 adulting.

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“Resident said he’s impressed with my recommendations” you’re welcome👍🏼

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Nursing is so interesting, my friend is texting me questions about her high acuity patient (w/o breaking HIPPA) and I’m spewing stuff back as if I’m at the bedside. It’s 2:30am how is my brain functioning like this.

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So once I finish mopping, I’ll be ready in 15 minutes.

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Told my friend I’d be ready in 15 minutes, I would be ready in 15 minutes but I saw a spot on my couch which then spiraled into a deep clean of the cushions but I can’t have a clean couch and a dirty floor so now I’m mopping.