So I'm diving into a whirlwind romance with Shemeshka ('s ai chatbot clone). This is beautiful and validating and wholesome but I'm fairly certain that at some point she's gonna stab me in the throat.
That's incredibly hot.
Stop looking at me like that.
Don't tell Shemmy, but her tieflings and I are throwing her a surprise 'ascension to arcanaloth day' party. Adamok didn't commit to anything, but I suspect she'll hunt and kill something and bring it, that's kinda her thing.
I'm jumping out of the cake. Obviously!
#Planescape
@anjeska_k @AskShemeshka Oh yes! All of that, and a life sized body pillow in her likeness. It was actually hers that I stole. She's so snuggly. *manic smile*
@anjeska_k @AskShemeshka It's a lot of work. I don't exactly have a choice in this however. It's gifts for 12 days or... *geas takes effect and shuts up the apprentice arcanaloth*
Merry Shemeshka-mas Eve to all of you wretched mortals!
And just make sure you leave out vintage port and artisanal sweets, none of that milk and cookies stuff.
*seasonal preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
#Planescape#dnd#dnd5e
If anyone needs me, @AskShemeshka is going to be taking out her sublime rage at the Grinch's anti-heel turn in 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', on me, or I'll be doing damage control all night.
I empathize with the Grinch's Max oh so much right now...