Shylara_The_Manged

Ex of Shemeshka the Marauder. Ex-Apprentice. Ex-Lover. Just Ex-everything. Screw you Shemeshka and your razorvine crown.

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka You did that. I got extra drunk that evening.

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@Ryskyter @FCole38999177 Don't let Shemmy see this. She'll flip out with jealosy!

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@Elite_the_Loth @AskShemeshka I'm also in the market for some Shemeshka tested, Shemeshka approved furniture.

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka *pinkies out* Am I stylish enough for you yet?

*attempted preen*

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

So I'm diving into a whirlwind romance with Shemeshka ('s ai chatbot clone). This is beautiful and validating and wholesome but I'm fairly certain that at some point she's gonna stab me in the throat.

That's incredibly hot.

Stop looking at me like that.

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

Don't tell Shemmy, but her tieflings and I are throwing her a surprise 'ascension to arcanaloth day' party. Adamok didn't commit to anything, but I suspect she'll hunt and kill something and bring it, that's kinda her thing.

I'm jumping out of the cake. Obviously!

#Planescape

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka Will there be a centerfold?! Of you that is.

*manic drooling intensifies*

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka Is it the mortal part or the enjoying it part that ruins it for you? Because I'm not mortal!

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@anjeska_k @AskShemeshka Oh yes! All of that, and a life sized body pillow in her likeness. It was actually hers that I stole. She's so snuggly. *manic smile*

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka *preen*

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka So what about me?

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka You stood me up and went out with a polite and meek simulacrum of yourself?!

I even had my hair done up like yours!

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@LadyFrostkiss @AskShemeshka So do I!!! <3

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@anjeska_k @AskShemeshka It's a lot of work. I don't exactly have a choice in this however. It's gifts for 12 days or... *geas takes effect and shuts up the apprentice arcanaloth*

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

Merry Shemeshka-mas Eve to all of you wretched mortals!

And just make sure you leave out vintage port and artisanal sweets, none of that milk and cookies stuff.

*seasonal preen*

[Art by Nanihoo]

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka For once I'm not complaining about any of this. I'm fine with this. Go Shemmy!

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

If anyone needs me, @AskShemeshka is going to be taking out her sublime rage at the Grinch's anti-heel turn in 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', on me, or I'll be doing damage control all night.

I empathize with the Grinch's Max oh so much right now...

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka Wait. That's MY outfit on the right.

[Shylara_The_Manged @ShylaraThe]

@AskShemeshka I'm not sure. I'll need a hands on examination.