Shyla

We may be going in the same direction, but I'm getting there 10-15 miles faster.

[yapper @nonsenseig]

The summer i turned insane

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

RFK Jr. is not a doctor, not a scientist, and not any sort of authority on health whatsoever. What are we doing here?

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

ソーセージが飛んでいった瞬間のリアクションが100点すぎる🐶

[hera @shiningdaisies]

the f in my name stands for financially responsible that is why there is no f in my name i am buying myself more trinkets

[🇲🇽 Spencer 🇲🇽 @larss0ny]

non seattle based teams shouldn’t be able to profit off of jimothy

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Please don't argue with me I never run out of horrible shit to say

[kenz | cloud nash!!! 🩷☁️ @allthekenz]

Not me, y’all stay safe though

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[100 @yh_me2]

despite my consistent contact with grass, I’m still like this

[Ameenah.B @ammeenahh]

Another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[audrey @phlegmme]

Your request to pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars has been denied

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

#through

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

If I was famous I would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately I love talking about myself

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please be picky, everything you want exists.

[Shyla @shylarh]

I failed to keep it secret for my bestie's belated b-day gift but it was #worthit

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é tentar não contar pra alguém o que você comprou de presente pra ela

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government