Shyler Lee Block

Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Cher. gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one.. go

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🌬 Evening stroll, evening arrived. After supper, we gather in the lounge, sipping tea and nibbling on apple pie. Emily shares tales of Maplewood—how it began as an apple-growing settlement and remains a close, small community to this day.

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@PardonMyTake Hot wheels track

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Jess- “I held in a fart so then I had to burp”. She’s not a doctor folks

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@ZLaner @FF_MuTeX What time does the tournament start today?

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@jessroscoee LOL

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@sine__fine Damn right I accept. Easy peasy

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@sine__fine I guess you won’t be huh?? You come off as pretty scared

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@sine__fine An academic decathlon which must include jousting.

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@sine__fine I challenge you to a duel you worm swallowing wimp, you’re the scuuum between my toes

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@realLisaKinsey Paris

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@KurtBenkert You look like a disgrace

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Anyone else listen to sad depressing music when life’s been going suspiciously well?

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@katieleanelson Darkness falls.. I never wanted to lose a tooth

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@NickJamesMiller Perfect video analogy

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One win away from the Super Bowl with your HOF QB and you TRADE UP to get a qb instead of getting a weapon for him or a MLB!?!?!? I will never understand this. I’m happy.

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@NickJamesMiller I said the exact same thing with more explicit words... I don’t get it. Never will. Trade up to get a player you don’t need 👏

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I want to become an Uber driver and keep a car seat with a fake baby in the back seat to see how quiet and respectful everyone will be

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@baylee_carr Not surprised he couldn’t remember, guy is an idiot with all those concussions. Cowboys suck!

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@bkaul01 @ShitBsbPlyrsSay @edeberle1 That’s just a slightly wide 4-seamer

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@ChamonixAstro Hahaha! I do the same exact thing. 6 searches for the same song, and not a single one spelled correctly

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Anyone else wake up after a night of heavy drinking and have the worst songs imaginable downloaded on Spotify?