Mike’s Hard Sleepytime Tea

she/her

[Mike’s Hard Sleepytime Tea @shytofu]

Hozier is chastising us in Philly right now send help

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I’m in the lab cooking up white boy moves

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Huge weekend for her.

[jadey 🤍🩵 @missmilkton]

*touches your circumcision scar* i can’t believe they hurt you like this

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

My entry to the federal duck stamp art contest did not win.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

men ride into battle for this

[Mike’s Hard Sleepytime Tea @shytofu]

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[Detective Fierce @archaicsmiling]

women don’t “𝒴𝒪𝒪𝐻𝒪𝒪! 𝒪𝐻, 𝒴𝒪𝒪𝐻𝒪𝒪!” while batting eyes and waving a kerchief like they used to

[Hawk, actual magician🪽 @hawkstrology]

The 6th house

[Ben Sadfleck @BenSadfleck]

Bro you should watch Puss in boots 2 it handles panic attacks so w-

[Xene Clare @authormischief]

Astrology but with sh*tty doodles: Derived Houses!

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Sorry to Christopher Nolan for ever thinking every single cop in Gotham City going into that one tunnel at the same time was unrealistic lmao