☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆

𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙚’𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞’𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙣, @CULTCANN1BAL

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

[ &&. freaky creatures

monster party ]

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

@CULTCANN1BAL pay your damn child support

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

so is this just… it? really?

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

( frowning )

what makes ya say that, sugar?

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

can’t believe ya still haven’t cooked for me by the way, ‘m convinced yer not as good of a cook as ya let on

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

yeah? about what.

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

‘m not sure ya do, actually

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

see? that’s exactly why yer not gonna see ‘em.

[» OH, WHAT A TALENTED WIFE. @CULTCANN1BAL]

eh, too much work. yer askin' wayy too much of me, I got more important shit to deal with than some kids.

they ain't as tender, not even that flavorful and mostly fat.. I'm more into a chase, anyways.

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

family comes first, and if i can’t trust ya to be a good dad to our kids then yer not gonna see ‘em. you wanna be part of their lives? prove it.

[» OH, WHAT A TALENTED WIFE. @CULTCANN1BAL]

oh please. I ain't ever even hurt Cricket, you gonna kick me out just like that? after all our fun?

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

fine by me. in fact, i think they’d be better of without ya in the picture at all.

[» OH, WHAT A TALENTED WIFE. @CULTCANN1BAL]

and who said I was gonna? I don't care, but I ain't paying child support.

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

( his hand is hovering over one of the many knives on its person )

ya even think about layin a finger on me and i’ll skin ya

[» OH, WHAT A TALENTED WIFE. @CULTCANN1BAL]

oh please. you don't scare me, pipsqueak. I know what makes you tick.

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

tell me to shut up again, i dare ya.

( scowling at bob )

[» OH, WHAT A TALENTED WIFE. @CULTCANN1BAL]

... nevermind. shut up

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

( blink. blink. )

[» OH, WHAT A TALENTED WIFE. @CULTCANN1BAL]

I'll ' wuh ' you all I want.
how did this even happen ? ( *🌀 )

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

don’t “wuh” me

[» OH, WHAT A TALENTED WIFE. @CULTCANN1BAL]

( * blink . )

huh
wuh . ( *⁉️ )

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

i wouldn’t do that if i were you.

( it shoves up a positive pregnancy test at him )

jackass.

[» OH, WHAT A TALENTED WIFE. @CULTCANN1BAL]

I DON'T. I'll stab ya back if you even try me. ( * 💢 )

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

( going through boxes of cricket’s old clothes, looking for good hand-me-downs )

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

update??

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

AGAIN????

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

‘ll stab ya right now, don’t pretend ya don’t know what ya did

( <— won’t actually stab him. probably. )

[» OH, WHAT A TALENTED WIFE. @CULTCANN1BAL]

dunno what you're talkin' about ! ( * ⁉️ )

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

s’pose i could handle one more lil bug bouncin’ around…

( little does he know :) )

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

DAMN IT BOB

[☆ 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕣 ☆ @siIIyteeth]

AGAIN????