Simon Steward

Occasionally I'll tweet, relevant or irrelevant to the times we are in, you may understand, you may not... #TheWorldIsYourOyster

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

Carlos Tevez will become a millionaire every fortnight in a way... Is that even allowed!!!??? #CarlosTevez

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

When someone walks through a cloud of smoke and says tonight Matthew... fuck off!

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

Some people need a little bit of Sandra in the Sun... I just need a hash brown in my life!

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

I like Juan Mata, he's the kind of guy that occasionally drinks a bottle of vodka does a bit of Charles then scores that goal on a Wednesday

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

Why do film directors always wear really dodgy baseball caps..!?

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

Occasionally in life you'll stumble across a square student... & then that's that!

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

@DavidMorgan71 hahaha 😂😂😂!!!

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

@AskNationwide I didn't receive any mail from the bank notifying me of this until I was already overdrawn by £190...!?

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

@si_1988 @DavidMorgan71

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

@AskNationwide is it fair to allow someone to go £70 overdrawn ,not notify them, then allow it to increase to £190 via charges before you do

[Team Locals Media @TeamLocals]

Awesome picture of this evening's sunset by Jack Hardcastle.

#portsmouth #southsea #tourism

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

#IllNeverBeTooOldTo Die

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

Dear Twitter, is you a feeling lonely? #notmuchaction

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

#mariotestino #quote #katemoss #gq #smooth https://t.co/RL8L69CGIf

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

Having a sleeve these days... Wooly arms!

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

That unspoken rule of sex when a woman says "Don't stop, i'm about to cum". Makes you cum and ruins her orgasm! A cruel un patched glitch...

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

That is a bit of alright!

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

@jodiecarter2 Ha Ha I havn't been on Twitter in ages & I've just seen this! Where did you find it!? :(

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

Joey Aboriginal sporting his usual bit of Camo & a fella with parrot on his shoulder! #TheOnlyWayIsDarwin http://t.co/SpEbkcynL3

[Simon Steward @si_1988]

Completely haven't got a scooby where my twitters at!!!