Si Machin

Mancunian Stand Up Comedian. 🎙️
Family guy 👩🏼👦🏿👦🏿👶
Comedy Bar Tender 🤣🍸🍹🍺🍻🎙️🤡
Bemused with the world 🤡 🌍🌎🌏🌐???

[Si Machin @si_machine]

I am Si, it's the name I preferred to be called, however under these circumstances you can call me Simon. @ The Comedy Store - Manchester https://t.co/Kmm6J9KxQ7

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Theresa May prototype spotted on the dark web....

#DisneysLastWish #LiveComedy #Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #AI #WeHaveAnAppForThat… https://t.co/yGsmBRpgcW

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Apparently Spotify AI now knows when you are depressed!

Fuck you Spotify AI 😂😘
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#AI #WeHaveAnAppForThat #TheSingularityIsComing #SpotifyAI… https://t.co/hFFlDkC8RM

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Word

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#LiveComedy #Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove #ComedyBarTender #WhoDaresWins #Mancunian https://t.co/RKnOiE96Pb

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Don't want to brag but.....

#marvel #agentsofshield #LiveComedy #Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown… https://t.co/zLrdykpwxY

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Last night Belly Laugh at Dive bar, MC'ed by The Stig, having forgotten my signature hat I decided to do my set inspired by Jeremy Corbyn inspired by… https://t.co/w6AmvRCAfz

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#LiveComedy #Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove #ComedyBarTender #WhoDaresWins #Mancunian… https://t.co/wIPSzB4YeD

[Si Machin @si_machine]

#Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian yh n#MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove #ComedyBarTender #WhoDaresWins #Mancunian @ Heaton Park https://t.co/hMlgFWtpt8

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Standard.

#Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove #ComedyBarTender #WhoDaresWins #Mancunian https://t.co/iSiMKJaLRA

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Sharing the good news with southportcomedy

#siriisapsycho #Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove… https://t.co/HQxUKHfLVd

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Erm we lost @danbaines10 !!!

#Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove #ComedyBarTender #WhoDaresWins… https://t.co/RQF1LoDnTb

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Point last seen! With @danbaines10

#WiganMysteryTour #Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove… https://t.co/cELvdLhhl1

[Si Machin @si_machine]

When scousers aren't that far away it pays to put your name on everything, tied done or not.

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#SouthportNewComedian2018 #southportcomedyfestival… https://t.co/gPGE3IcMbt

[Si Machin @si_machine]

When you love #comedy so much, this brings you absolute joy even though not one of them is the bus you need!! @ Manchester Fort https://t.co/nRpz6Ijyzv

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Looking forward to this Sunday, I'm back in Southport this time for the New Comedian of the Year first Heat.

Get yourselves along in support!!

#Comedy… https://t.co/xjGqp4RxqC

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#Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove #ComedyBarTender #WhoDaresWins #Mancunian @ Cheetham Hill… https://t.co/b3fPvSRYtp

[Si Machin @si_machine]

Seriously!!

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#Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove #ComedyBarTender #WhoDaresWins #Mancunian… https://t.co/d8jYhu9NPK

[Si Machin @si_machine]

What could possibly go wrong? @ Blackley https://t.co/j9LmEVqkpf

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Just posted a photo @ Blackley https://t.co/WEsViMpfrY

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#beeinthecity #beeinthecitymcr #homebee #Comedy #StandUp #TheBestInStandUp #ComedyApprentice #MancComedian #MancAboutTown #MancOnTheMove #ComedyBarTender… https://t.co/IXxB6x4GZH