#Bitcoin is surging! Time to panic buy at the top like a true crypto legend.
Here are some steps.
Step 1: Ignore all rational thought. Fear of Missing Out is now your best friend.
Step 2: Consult a meme chart. If it has a rocket and a bunch of smiley faces, you're good to go." π
Step 3: Convert rent money into bitcoin. Ramen tastes surprisingly good for weeks on end.
Step 4: Become a Twitter expert on #bitcoin, defend it to the death, even if you don't understand it.
Anyone else a master of panic buying? Share your legendary moves below π
Maxi (Maximalist): Refers to someone who is extremely bullish on one specific cryptocurrency and believes all others are inferior (think hardcore #Bitcoin Maximalists).
Degen (Degenerate): Refers to a very high-risk investor, who often jumps into new projects or coins without much research.