John

thisway

[𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐄𝐋 🇧🇷 @witsel__]

La Terre existe depuis 4,54 milliards d’années…
et le destin m’a fait naître pile pendant l’ère Messi

[(fan) 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞. @BlueCFM_]

Mis papás llevándome a mi cama después de ver 10 horas de fútbol seguidas

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸🇳🇱 @ThienemanSZN]

World Cup tourists in New York watching the city be destroyed

[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

Major fomo

[Sidetalk Sports @sidetalksports]

NAHHH 😭

[🇪🇸🇧🇷 @marigawept]

The funniest thing about this World Cup is when everyone realises Messi is still better than everyone

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Spooky JL @spooky_JL]

NYC weather is cool because on the Saturdays it isn’t raining we get constant 100 mph winds

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

This app is going to be in the textbooks one day

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

why does each person at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it's over in 5 seconds

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

honestly if i saw 10 million fireflies i would not believe my eyes either

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

YE x ANDRE TROUTMAN
ALL THE LOVE

LIVE AT SOFI STADIUM 🏟️ https://t.co/hVlQr6ATrQ

[Miilato @miiilato]

new concept: reverse retirement

i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[Johan @Adityapandeydev]

POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!