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[warsaw ■ aby55 @rhizomancer]

Franz Kafka was a miserable delusional homosexual with bpd and he still wrote hella books and had motion so you really have no excuse

[dk's wife @loumndstat]

ppl saying "music is so bad right now" when electronic artists have been receiving visions from god this year

[lychee @smalldollla]

My pussy dry & one of my boobs is bigger than the other & I’m suicidal

[the worst woman, b.s. @kenejathegr8]

okay solange, you was right. you really cannot drink it away, put one in the air, dance it away, or change it with your hair :(

[ly @ueahr]

wallahi i’m better as a concept

[Amaka @earthtoamaka]

Your situationship when you tell them you smoke.

[Flib @flibbier]

My hoe is going? Where 😊 I would probably like to go too😊

[RAJA @REVIVERAJA]

It’s hella ppl active on ig notes who just need to get twitter

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Going to Japan is like Hajj for white ppl.

[angel @angelibedumb]

abri os stories de quem tô ignorando

[Nathan @muglerize]

i don’t speak unless i’m spoken to
and i won’t smoke unless you’re smoking too

[vodka et vernis blanc @01footjoblover]

si ma bite penche a gauche c purement par conviction politique

[☁️🌕☁️ @toofloof]

women can be emotionally unavailable and just want sex for selfish reasons too

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

tweets used to blow up and the top comment would be like check out this vibrator that goes in your ass and that was okay

[han @heymorewords]

i know i’ve hit rock bottom when the fortune cookies start to mean something to me

[lumi @lumiagww]

i used to get immense anxiety being impostor in among us

[tavi @planetmvsk]

There is literally no point in anything at all