Captain Ross LolDark

Vegetarian Londoner interested in sci-fi and partying.

[Harrow MPS | North West BCU @MPSHarrow]

Licensed filming will be taking place within the vicinity of Edgware Road today. The content will involve replica police uniforms and fake police vehicles in a controlled environment.

If you do have any immediate concerns call 101 or in an emergency call 999.

[Captain Ross LolDark @SianHeinous]

@satsuma_hat @TfL Goof service sounds right to me

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Kneel to Norway #Eurovision2023

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Proud to see @YogscastLewis of @yogscast representing Moldova in #Eurovision2023

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@satsuma_hat Hahaha

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@satsuma_hat Aw. Is it hard laughing at funny stuff and writing it down?

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@satsuma_hat I think it must be an RPG because nobody says "raiders" irl

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@satsuma_hat Yeah I think so. I heard of this guy James who had a nice time on holiday then died from too much fun and jetlag

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I reckon #LizTruss just wanted to skip The Queue

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

• Tories have announced that the next Prime Minister will be selected by an online ballot of Tory members only.

• Your reminder that Tories made it illegal for workers to hold strike ballots online. Must be done by post only.

[Captain Ross LolDark @SianHeinous]

Due to the heat, today the District line is running with a speed limit of 25mph. Which means the District line is running faster than normal.

@TfL #districtline #heatwave

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@satsuma_hat You've done more travelling than the majority of people on the planet

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Such a shame the Southfields village public realm work has been marred as soon as completed on Wimbledon Park Road before the new tree was planted, ruined by careless @marksandspencer deliveriea despite the new loading bay. I hope they contribute to its repair @wandbc ?

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@greateranglia the 12:00 service from London Liverpool street to Norwich has no first class. Please advise how to obtain a refund for my first class ticket. Thank you.

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@StonehengeTour I have emailed you yesterday with a few questions ahead of next week. Would appreciate if you could please reply to me as soon as you can. Thank you.

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@wandbc More information on the Southside walk in please

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@satsuma_hat Gotta keep that social distance tho

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@satsuma_hat Sorry but you've got it wrong. There's 21 movies starting with A for Andetta

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@satsuma_hat Hahahahahaaa