Sian van Beurden

You ain't much if you ain't Dutch 🇳🇱

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

3 miles offside and don’t even check it? Absolutely blind! #Qlder #origin

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

Ashley Klein, why don’t you grow 7 inches? Go put your blue jersey on 🖕🏼 #Qlder #Origin

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Gia giggling at her bullying everybody… cheetahs don’t change their spots #mafs

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Lordy Rach, how did you go 3 months and think this man was into you at any time? A blind deaf man who has never heard of the show could have told you he wasn’t #mafs

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Anyone else spend the entire season wanting to flick that mole off her nose? #mafs

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I hope Alissa hears the experts’ comments and realises she needs a personality makeover. Being bubbly doesn’t excuse flirting while in a relationship, “doll” #mafs

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Ahhh we’re back with the “babe”. Alissa, you were bragging about dumping David and you are just sad he beat you to it. I literally clapped when he walked away. He deserves way better! #mafs

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“My masculine energy that I bring to the relationship” bruh the fact that you keep having to say it… 👀 #mafs

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

I really hope Alissa sees all these comments and realises she’s a stupid twit who has a huge unexplained ego and she needed that smack down by David #mafs

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

How tf is it already March?

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Well done Cooper Woods! Extremely proud Aussie tonight!! #WinterOlympics #moguls #Australia

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

I’m 29. I was born 3 months after Port Arthur. This is my first experience with a mass shooting in my home country. This is not how we behave here. This is not what we do. My heart goes out to everyone who has been harmed in this tragedy.

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

Men: “I have feelings for you.”
Also men: “But I choose her.”

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Men: “You have a lot to offer.”
Men in the next breath: “Just not for me.”

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

What do you mean I’m just expected to go through the next like 60 years without her? It doesn’t make sense
#stinkypoopieellie

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

Advice from a single girl: Marry someone who goes to bed a similar time to you.

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

14 years, 23 days
You have been a blessed member of this family, forever holding the dearest, most special place in my heart. You will live on, in pictures, stories, memories. I am forever grateful for the impact you have had on me. I love you, my baby girl, forever and always.

[Sian van Beurden @sianvanbeurden]

@AlboMP “Inflation has halved.” Dude why does it cost me $120 for two bags of groceries if inflation has supposedly halved? Oh that’s right, cause you’re a liar.

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You guys seriously went “these last three years have been hell, let’s extend that for another three”? Fucking morons

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It hasn’t been easy under Albanese #Election2025