Shawn Sibley

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@RandyNasson @jbzimmerman @haikugoo @WorldC3 What all the ladies want...

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

@tracykwoodard I'd hate to see exhibit B... When it come's to yodeling, I'm a purist. https://t.co/8tuIPRV8I6

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

@baconfest then this happened...

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Alabama, Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

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Skipped the #eclipse2017, got a glimpse of @BarackObama instead

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@mgellis12 @RWFeeney Nothing at all… https://t.co/IqBtG7njea

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

The torch has been passed

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@worldc3 @baconfest I didn't realize I was such a fabulous trendsetter

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

Upstate New Hampshire is nothing right now except gunpowder, alcohol, and scared dogs

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

@HopefulCynicist @universalhub unattended package. Has been opened.

[David S. Bernstein @dbernstein]

For God's sake: if you're in Boston and measuring things (eg snow) in people heights, you reference Smoots or you don't do it. smdh

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

@AdamSchefter @baconfest will the afc conf game be delayed until the nfc conf is concluded?

[baconfest @baconfest]

Official torch is lit. 2015.

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

@baconfest "and shepherds will shall be..."

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

Kelvin asks the tough questions: "¿que es 'pooper'?"

[MacRumors.com @MacRumors]

Late 2014 Mac Mini Benchmarks Indicate Decreased Multi-Core Performance http://t.co/ytpLeVXHi1 by @HSumra

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

@upshelp 8:20 is not an acceptable delivery time. You totally screwed me

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

@TuftsUniversity guest wifi can't send an email with a 68k attachment or load full web page.

[Shawn Sibley @sibber]

Happy Birthday @mgellis12 Yes, I'm making you check twitter for it.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

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