Siobhan McCormack

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

Someone get me a dog please for my sanity

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

Am I the only person who can sleep in a room with a ticking clock?

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

I’m sorry but why am I still having to ask adult customers to step back from the till to avoid them being on top of other customers and to stand on the spots on the floor!

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

My mom said she was gonna go nd PAY for few sewing lessons so she can learn how to use a machine nd sew up a few hems. Srry, have you ever come across a bigger kick in the face! Hello Im your daughter nd I can teach you for FREE. Didn’t realise I was that bad

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

My cat is absolutely hating on the fact that everyone’s home 24/7 and that she’s getting all the attention bet you she wishes the dog was alive so we’d leave her alone

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

Been drinking DECAF coffee this whole week :(((( FUMING !

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

@MarkTownley98 Just make it into shapes and colours and you’ll be fine

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

My tutors vegan and can’t look at my meat project. Can’t wait to fail !

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

@meagdinosaur We talked about aprons instead 😂

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MY MOMMA DIDN’T RAISE A QUITTER!!!! she raised: ᵃ ᴾʳᵒᶜʳᵃˢᵗᶦⁿᵃᵗᵒʳ

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

Putting my sweet wrappers in my brothers bin so my mom doesn’t think I’m a fat bitch.

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

@meagdinosaur I swear I try 😂

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

Oh my gawddd 😩 someone send help my grandad just reefed my nose piercing out !!!

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

@meagdinosaur Fairy godmother to the rescue. I ain’t cheap though x

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

Been coming home late each night. Ngl I’m pretty happy out eating my porridge and missing out on all the days with the rotten dinners, sorry mom 👍🏼

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

On the train listening to a bit of techno and crocheting like a granny.

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

@meagdinosaur Disowned

[Siobhan McCormack @sibhy_mc]

The lollipop lady gave me a lollipop, happy Monday ☺️