Professor Ravenwood

Celtics🏀, Cycling 🚵, MTB, Guitars and a desire to be the next AI bot.

[Professor Ravenwood @sicben11]

#LifeWithoutMenWouldBe sadly less of this

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

The hottest thing a woman can do is make potatoes while completely naked

[MM  @adgirlMM]

I don't know how else to say this, so I'll just say it plainly.

We are at Code Red.

If this administration is not put in check soon, everything that makes America beautiful is at risk of irreversible damage.

He is stealing, leasing and depleting our protected lands.
He won't stop.

Protecting our National Parks, U.S. national forests, and the majestic Arctic Refuge should not be a partisan issue.

Once these lands are destroyed, they are gone forever.

Future generations will never know or experience them. The wildlife that lives off them will not survive.

One man should not hold this power over the future of all Americans.

Call your Senators and ask them to protect our public lands and national forests.

Make it clear you will not support the reelection of a representative who votes to mine, drill, or log on our protected lands.

Code Red.

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

The cannibals are poisoning your water and your food and the air your children breathe.

Your grandchildren will not live as long as you. This is a crime against the future of human life.

[Professor Ravenwood @sicben11]

@draloneboy @HumbleAnthem Tell me you don’t know what the FAR is without saying you don’t know the FAR

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

My all-time favorite John Coltrane track + footage to remind us of the beautiful soul he was.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Afroman's defamation victory is a win for all Americans who cherish the right to cuck the police in song

[Professor Ravenwood @sicben11]

@archi_tradition Another brutal comment

[Professor Ravenwood @sicben11]

@MatrixMysteries Shakes fist at government, refuses to understand actuarial science

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Pete Hegseth is a caricature. He has delusions that he is starring in an action movie. He is arrogant and ignorant. His narrative never has any depth. He speaks as if what's good and what's right are not even complex subjects, or debates borne of perspective.
He loves American Exceptionalism but believes that it's only defined by military musculature and pomposity. He couldn't care less for us being a shining example for others, or a force for a greater good. In so doing, he creates lasting disdain for America on a global level like few others ever have and make no mistake - this disdain will permeate for generations.
He doesn't present arguments. He doesn't share justifications. He doesn't care for honesty, and the only thing he cares less for than that, is humanity. He wants you to know that we will kill people dead, and he wants to be cheered for it.
You can even feel the things he's been accused of - like alcoholism and misogyny and reckless sharing of info - underlying his attitude and every utterance, and you can feel how unapologetic he is for any of it.
He is a brazen politician, a Made for TV concoction, and a vacuous mishmash of hormones and neurotransmitters.
That he's running the US Defense Dept. is incredibly dangerous and disturbing.

[Professor Ravenwood @sicben11]

@BostonMassUSA Ahoy ahoy

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

King of the Buzzer Beater 👑

[Professor Ravenwood @sicben11]

@grnformicatable Oui Oui … French in Action

[Professor Ravenwood @sicben11]

@EricLDaugh Even a broken clock is right twice a day I guess

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

We all joke about a Weird Al halftime show every year. But they really should do it. Everybody loves him and it would be funny and enjoyable for all and it would be nice for Al to see how he's one of the most beloved men in the country.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump is so nuts, sometimes we forget how racist he is, and so racist, sometimes we forget how sexist he is, and so sexist, sometimes we forget how stupid he is, and so stupid, sometimes we forget how evil he is, and so evil, sometimes we forget how corrupt he is, and so corrupt, sometimes we forget how incompetent he is, and so incompetent, sometimes we forget how depraved he is, and so depraved, sometimes we forget how nuts he is.

[Kirk_Loco @Polito_loco]

Michael Jackson's, Billie Jean, but as Irish Folk.

OK, this is insanely good 🔥 🔥

AI blows my mind sometimes!

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

Real Luxuries in Life

1. Living 10 minutes from work
2. Living 5 minutes from the gym
3. Having quiet neighbors
4. Having money left at the end of the month and investing it
5. Peace at home
6. Drinking coffee without rushing
7. Sleeping with a clear conscience
8. Laughing with people who truly get you
9. Traveling every year
10. Waking up naturally without an alarm
11. Enjoying a home-cooked meal with loved ones
12. Having time to read a book in one sitting
13. Finding joy in simple daily routines
14. Having a pet that greets you happily at the door

These are the things that actually feel rich.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

George Conway: “Donald Trump is a man who represents all the things we teach our children not to be. He’s a liar. He’s a thief. He’s a molester. He has no remorse, no shame, no empathy. He has no loyalty to the law, to the Constitution. This man is the lowest character of all”

[Professor Ravenwood @sicben11]

I have two working moms on my team… organized as hell and get shit done

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

“Can I bring my baby to the interview?”

The message came in at 11 PM:

“Hi, I have an interview with you tomorrow at 2 PM. My childcare fell through. Can I bring my 8-month-old? I understand if you need to reschedule.”

Old me would have rescheduled.
Unprofessional. Distraction. Red flag.

New me replied:
“Absolutely. See you tomorrow.”

She showed up with her baby on her hip.
She apologized three times before even sitting down.

Ten minutes in, the baby started crying.
She tried to soothe him while answering questions.
She apologized again.

I stopped the interview and said:

“Hey. You’re managing a fussy baby, answering complex questions, and staying calm under pressure. That’s literally the job. Handling chaos while staying professional. You’re already proving you can do it.”

Her eyes filled with tears.

We hired her.

She’s been with us for a year now.
The most reliable team member we have.

Why?

Because when you’re used to handling a screaming infant at 3 AM and still showing up to work the next day, workplace stress feels like nothing.

Working parents, especially mothers, are some of the most organized, efficient, and resilient people you’ll ever hire.

Yet we lose them because our hiring processes are built for people with zero caregiving responsibilities.

If your interview process can’t accommodate a parent facing a childcare issue, you’re not filtering for professionalism.

You’re filtering for privilege.

[Luis Batalha @luismbat]

After rewatching Home Alone, I couldn’t stop wondering:

how plausible is the oversleep that leaves Kevin behind?
So I wrote a tiny paper and ran the numbers.

Merry Christmas! 🎄