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Ah Pancake Day...The day the world fondly remembers and celebrates the time Kate Middleton's tits ended up on ... https://t.co/PTisrovQwU

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The Michigan senate has passed a bill making anal sex punishable with up to 15 years imprisonment. What do the... https://t.co/6U2mXiWkhY

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This storm should be called Imogen Thomas, as they've both fucked half of Wales. https://t.co/GymoKM46US

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Coldplay AND Bono on the same stage at the same time. You had your chance to gain some serious popularity poi... https://t.co/VIw3l42cgu

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British media 'most right-wing' in Europe, survey finds.DailyMail dismiss report as leftwing nonsense https://t.co/Kd8DgKqpkJ

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I missed when I threw a punch at my wife's chin.Luckily, I hit the one below it. https://t.co/NR5tg7cDSt

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Liverpool fans have quite rightly protested against the rise in ticket prices.It's asking far too much to expe... https://t.co/GDeFBKrZM8

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It's hilarious how quickly a drunken one night stand turns into committed rape, for which you're charged.Once ... https://t.co/2tCagCOkyk

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My recently-divorced ex wife died in a house fire last night. She got the kids, I got the smoke alarms. https://t.co/PI5kb2xfLt

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Have you heard that President Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey. https://t.co/w3ZQyDHMex

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I've heard that the BBC is courting Jordan to be a presenter on Top Gear.But I thought that show dealt with ca... https://t.co/b0JcZdR9AY

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My wife says I'm spoken for. https://t.co/JkZAnDCNuW

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I was having a quiet drink at the bar, when this gorgeous oriental bird came up to me and whispered in my ear:... https://t.co/zavaO31Li0

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I've got a Black Pepper grinder.Bit extravagant but he'd only be out mugging if I wasn't employing him. https://t.co/P7G1Y6nSrK

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Today someone told me my actions would have grim repercussions. I thought 'aren't they what Death sits on?' https://t.co/S6wD77bCWX

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"Do you think my blow job technique's getting better?' asked my wife."Eh?" I said, looking up from reading my ... https://t.co/YpWxR4n2jL

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I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died.My thoughts are with his family. https://t.co/aLqcESrKuk

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The UK's Chief Medical Officer has said people should think about their risk of cancer before drinking alcohol... https://t.co/H2Y3fJDhRP

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Sometimes things can happen to you and you don't know whether to laugh or to cry.I'm a ginger. And I've disco... https://t.co/f6z1QLd251

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You know you're ugly when a boiling kettle won't even give you a fucking whistle https://t.co/B0z4IBrbHo