Faux Problemo

whatever.

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Your grandfathers didn't fight and kill nazis so you could become one. #CharlottesvilleVA

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He looks like the result of Peewee Herman and Annie Hall’s tender love affair.

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@misjordansharpe They’re the exact same photo

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@dildoniuss Oh wow. I get two question?
What is your favorite type of goo in which to be covered

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When you’re angry texting and it autocorrects to eat a bag of ducks

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How do you know roller derby is really back? The drama is back. 🤓

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LEBRON jus did a curse on my telebision #LeBronJames

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@misjordansharpe Thas the good squad 🤌🏽

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@misjordansharpe No, fuck dem cliques start your own gang

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@indomitableJMW The chobani nog is good to me…

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Best tweet

[I a n @mccarroll236]

Characters that hate Rocco #WhiteLotus

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@landlordjail DOUG BEAVERDOME

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The hibiscus La croix tastes like hand lotion.

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@spacey_lords Conversely my derby wife is a sweet, bubbly blonde, when they found out she skated they’d say “oh no! Aren’t you worried you’ll get hurt?” Or “oh but your so pretty” EXCUSE ME WHAT

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@spacey_lords When ppl find out I play, they look me up and down and say “oh yeah, that makes sense” EXCUSE ME WHY.

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@landlordjail Spamtini 🍖🍸

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@spacey_lords Same. NO TOUCHIES.

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@spacey_lords I first read that as “made out with an old guy on the bus…” and I was like slay?

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GD Oregon Earthquake wakin me up right before the danged alarm 😩

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Me, raccooning away to my office instead of sitting in the lunch room during catered lunch at work so I can catch up on all the hot new Twitter gos.